Have you heard about the protests in Hong Kong? It’s been going on for several days now and the demonstrators are continuing to occupy Central. You can read the full story here.
So, what’s this have to do with Pirate? Well, I once lived in Hong Kong. And I’m pretty sure Pirate supports democracy. So let’s support the Hong Kong people who are trying to protect their democratic freedom!
Good luck! Don’t get hurt!
Have you ever caught something you didn’t want? Like a cold, a bug in your hair, or a really ugly fish? This post is dedicated to all those (unhappy) moments.
That’s one ugly fish.
How do you describe something like this? I don’t know so I’m not going to try. Print these out and glue them onto a triangle or make a little stand so you can tell people if you’re in or out.
(Pretty much designed for teachers or tutors or librarians, but you could try using it at work too. Just don’t expect your boss to actually leave.)
It’s another desktop wallpaper featuring Pirate in space! She’s not really that big, you know. To set it as your wallpaper, just open up the full-size image and right-click to set it as the background.
*Not drawn to scale.
It’s another picture about economic theory! …Yay? Anyways, have you ever considered how much an apple is worth relative to size? For an adult, it’s a snack. For Pirate it’s a meal. For Rabbit, it’s food for a day. For stick-people, it’s food for 50. And they all want that apple.
An apple is worth a lot to everyone! …Why don’t you just share?
Pirate’s going base jumping! Too bad she chose the most dangerous place to make her descent. Good luck, Pirate!
Base jumping is dangerous. So are explosives.
The title says it all. What’s the most feared animal on the planet? It’s definitely not the lion, or even the hippo. They can only kill you once. But stink? Stink is forever.
The most deadly weapon in existence.
And we conclude our rules of classy eating with the most important one yet: if it smells like old socks, it probably tastes like old socks. Stay classy everyone, and don’t forget to take the ketchup when you go out to eat.
Biological warfare at its finest.
More on the nuanced rules of eating! If it moves, it’s probably not going down without a fight. As shown below.
Food fights back!
I feel like the etiquette of consumption is somewhat lacking in today’s diners. Therefore, with Pirate and Knight’s help we’re introducing a tip or two for the unaware so they don’t make a faux pas. Rule number one? Don’t eat eyes.
When you stare at your food, your food stares back.
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