Intense Inferno

I’m amiably ambivalent about the advantageous addition of article alliteration. I’m not sure that sentence made sense, but you get the picture. Look, I’m still sick, it’s freezing outside, and I really want marshmallows. I don’t words properly today.

I really hope you've got a fire extinguisher ready, though...

I really hope you’ve got a fire extinguisher ready, though…

Six Faults

You know, Pirate’s got a pretty bad set of character flaws when I think about it. Greed, gluttony, wrath, sloth…four out of the seven deadly sins! As for the others, they have a few but I couldn’t find anyone who really fits Envy. Huh. Maybe it’s me. I really want an apple right now.

Being a jerk is a sin too, Pirate.

Being a jerk is a sin too, Pirate.