Historical Hunger

Historical Hunger

It’s a dark history, but a filling one.

Some times I wonder about my hatred for dogs. I mean, I run around barefoot so I hate the idea of anything at ground level with teeth. Also, I’ve seen packs of wild dogs and they’re terrifying.

But maybe it’s just that I’m a cat person. Cats don’t bark or try to eat your toes. Anyways, stick people love dogs. They’ll eat anything that moves with few exceptions. I guess it’s a cultural thing.

Food or Flight

Food or Flight

See, this is why I only use store-bought eggs.

Have you ever eaten an ostrich egg? I sort of wonder what it would taste like, but I think I’d also feel bad about eating it. Maybe because it’s bigger? Or because I feel like that would be stealing from an actual ostrich? I dunno, but sometimes I dream of making an omelet with all 12 eggs in my carton.

Sick Soup

Sick Soup

It violates humanitarian rights AND it tastes bad!

I…made soup yesterday. It had carrots, celery, onions…soba noodles…vegetable stock…paprika…

…It tastes like what I imagine raw brains scraped along a mouldy restroom tastes like. But I ate it. Because it’s not good to waste food. That’s 5 meals over two days.

Gonna lie down now. I’m eating healthy, but I feel sick.

Kitty Snack

Kitty Snack

Cute is not edible!

I’d like to share my thoughts on morality here for a moment. We all know that eating cats and dogs is wrong and only takes place in China. (Except that it doesn’t, by and large. But that’s the stereotype.)

But Pirate’s a barbarian. She learned to survive by herself, and doesn’t understand society’s rules. If she has to live, she’ll eat even bugs. So why shouldn’t she eat cats? My answer: they’re too cute. You can have a dog buffet, but leave cats alone.