It’s here! The gift for the New Year (because I missed Christmas). Now you can order Pirate T-Shirts! Huzzah! Right now, there are two kinds of T-Shirts on sale in the new pirateaba store. One has a shameless pirateaba logo on the front and Pirate on the back…the other just has Pirate. You can order them in various sizes, customize the size of the images…check it out!
If you were the size of an ant, what would you do? Pirate’s decided to fight for cubes of sugar, apparently. Huh.
Today is a lesson in what not to do. Pirate may hate rabbits, but this is taking it a bit too far. Don’t worry, though. Pirate’s not good at aiming.
In celebration of the 100th post on this blog, I present to you: courage soup. It’s not about the recipe — all you need is a bit of courage.
As we move into the last stages of this year, it’s appropriate to look back on Pirate’s origins — she’s still less than a year old! Once, I drew a picture of a girl named Pirate on a computer. This is what it looked like:
…Or not, if you’re in a different timezone. Anyways, I present: the Christmas thief! Not to be confused with the Book Thief, or the Grinch. Naughty Pirate!
It’s a night to celebrate. Pirate and I wish you all a very merry Christmas! Have an amazing night. (And don’t open your presents until Christmas!)
Here’s another wallpaper, featuring the night before Christmas! With Pirate! But she looks a bit lonely, waiting for Santa to arrive. Would you welcome her into your home for Christmas?
Will it be in your stockings this year?
Pirate seems to be in a bit of a bind! How did she get in there anyways?