It’s here! The gift for the New Year (because I missed Christmas). Now you can order Pirate T-Shirts! Huzzah! Right now, there are two kinds of T-Shirts on sale in the new pirateaba store. One has a shameless pirateaba logo on the front and Pirate on the back…the other just has Pirate. You can order them in various sizes, customize the size of the images…check it out!
http://www.zazzle.com/pirateaba
Pirate! Now appearing on T-Shirts!
If you were the size of an ant, what would you do? Pirate’s decided to fight for cubes of sugar, apparently. Huh.
That ant’s got a lot of friends, Pirate. Maybe you should share?
Today is a lesson in what not to do. Pirate may hate rabbits, but this is taking it a bit too far. Don’t worry, though. Pirate’s not good at aiming.
Fireworks are not toys. Or weapons.
In celebration of the 100th post on this blog, I present to you: courage soup. It’s not about the recipe — all you need is a bit of courage.
Even when you fail, it’s important to try again.
As we move into the last stages of this year, it’s appropriate to look back on Pirate’s origins — she’s still less than a year old! Once, I drew a picture of a girl named Pirate on a computer. This is what it looked like:
This is where it all began.
…Or not, if you’re in a different timezone. Anyways, I present: the Christmas thief! Not to be confused with the Book Thief, or the Grinch. Naughty Pirate!
Those aren’t your presents, Pirate!
It’s a night to celebrate. Pirate and I wish you all a very merry Christmas! Have an amazing night. (And don’t open your presents until Christmas!)
It’s not Christmas yet, Pirate!
Here’s another wallpaper, featuring the night before Christmas! With Pirate! But she looks a bit lonely, waiting for Santa to arrive. Would you welcome her into your home for Christmas?
Merry Christmas, Pirate!
Will it be in your stockings this year?
That’s not very nice, Pirate!
Pirate seems to be in a bit of a bind! How did she get in there anyways?
It’s an extra-special snow globe!
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