Stepping Stones

Today I really just wanted to draw Pirate crossing a river and Knight being too scared to try. No particular reason.

Beware of flash floods.

Too Light

Don’t make fun of fat people. Don’t make fun of people who aren’t fat either. Pirate’s ability to fly with balloons is fun, but how does she get down if she flies too high? My thought for the day.

Being heavy has its advantages.

Small Things

Small deeds go a long way. That goes double for small people.

Pirate has her moments.

Balance Bonsai

I found out today that there are bonsai apple trees. I really want one.

Who needs hats?

Worthless Rocks

Gold is worthless. It’s heavy, not as strong as iron, and it doesn’t glitter as much as people think. That’s Pirate’s perspective at least. She’s got a refreshingly straightforward point of view.

Apples are worth more than gold.

Sled Chain Gang

How would stick-people punish their criminals? I think that pulling Pirate around would be a pretty painful punishment.

It’s harsh, but fair. Probably.

Small World

Someone was singing that song, and now it’s stuck in my head.

I hear Jupiter’s nice this time of year.

Shark Tank

Pirate will never get any investors. Knight on the other hand might be smart enough — let’s just hope she can out-think the sharks. Not the investors, the real sharks.

Never trust Pirate’s ideas.

Knight Fall

I feel bad for Knight. She’s got a lot of bad luck — probably why she wears the armor. Then again, armor doesn’t help with falling off a cliff. I think.

Puns don’t heal broken bones.

Apple Lies

Doctors scare me. Dentists scare me more. But one thing I know is that apples don’t keep either away. Well, unless you throw apples at them, that is.

You can’t escape them.