Big Rabbit

I’m assuming that’s what that is. Regardless, run Pirate!

It’s time for Pirate to run from the rabbit.

Small People

No, I’m not talking about short people, I’m talking about the tiny people beneath your bed plotting to overthrow the rest of the tall world. Pirate is our first line of defense.

They’re even smaller than Pirate!

Oranges…

There’s one thing you can say about oranges: they’re not apples. Ergo: Pirate doesn’t like them.

She is not pleased with this fruit.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Pirate wishes you all a happy Thanksgiving! Just make sure you cook your turkey properly!

Pirate’s turkey is a special turkey. It’s also very fast.

Aliens!

Alien attack! Run away, Pirate! But why do the aliens want her?

Alien invasions occur every Tuesday.

Solo Performance

Sometimes you don’t need an audience to start singing.

The only audience you need is yourself.

Cold Weather

It’s best to deal with cold by not dealing with cold.

Cold is bad. Blankets are good.

The First One

Pirate has finally noticed her small guest in some of her comics. What is it? Why is it here? Is it edible?

Now what is this…?

Flower Time

She’s communing with the flowers.

She’s one with the flower.

Regrets

Everyone has them. Pirate especially. But was she the culprit or the victim…?

Did you do this Pirate…?