Big Hero 6

So, I watched the movie yesterday. I liked it. But I have to say, even though Baymax is designed to look cute and cuddly, he’d still probably scare me if I saw him on a dark night. Or if he was angry at me.

He’s nice, Pirate. Really.

Frozen Flaw

Winter is not a good month if you’re heavy and like walking on ice. With that being said, I’d advise everyone to watch their step on frozen lakes!

Let’s not emulate Knight’s example.

Turkey Trouble

Be careful of what you try to eat! Personally, I don’t think turkeys usually grow that big, but maybe this is the famous Turzilla, ancient ancestor of all turkeys! Or maybe this is the result of too many genetic modifications. Either way, Knight’s in trouble.

Have a great Thanksgiving!

Not the right moment, Knight.

Overweight

I know weight is a sensitive issue, but I feel that we have to make a distinction between those who are too heavy and those who aren’t. For instance: balloons. If you’re too fat, you can’t fly. Fact of life, that.

They could stand to lose a few pounds.

Cinnamon Question

I always hated that commercial when I was a kid.

It’s not that hard to understand.

Radio Silence

You can talk as long as you like, but no one is listening…

In other news, I’m going to be in-and-out of contact with the internet for the next week or so. I’ll try to keep up the daily posts, but be aware that anything can happen!

Like, for instance, a monster unplugging your radio so you can’t call for help when you’re trapped in a (mostly) abandoned building in the middle of the night. It’s a common occurrence.

Maybe it’s just going to plug the radio back in…?

Good Grades

Wanna know how to get good grades? Make sure no one sees the bad ones. Not sure what subject Pirate’s taking right now, but she’s clearly not the greatest of students. Or the the most honest.

Study harder, Pirate!

Size Differential

The snow-war is over…but it looks like there’s a few minor irritants left. Too bad about the height difference, really.

Not a good day for this snowman.

Do You Want…

…To be annoyed by a catchy song? Well, it was good before everyone and their brother started singing it. But do you actually remember that song? It was DARK and depressing, encompassing a lonely childhood, death, isolation and a magical curse!

But Knight does have a good point — who makes abominable snowmen? Or do they make themselves? One of the mysteries of life, I guess.

Bad timing, Knight.

Snowmen Attack

A continuation of the evil snowman saga!* But really, an attack by evil snowmen isn’t as scary as it sounds. Just bring some syrup and suddenly you’re at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Just a thought.

*(Not really a saga. Or even an epic.)

They’re getting a…cold…reception.