Or a really large crock-pot.
Fixed my tablet! …After an hour of wasted time, that is. But more importantly, I made some bulgolgi today! It tasted good, although I burned the first batch a little. But really, preparing meat dishes take a lot of time. Especially if it’s a cow.
And now, my final theory on the origin of mass murderers — peer pressure! If everyone else killed people, would you do it too? I sure hope not, but it’s a good theory! I feel like this could be a 90’s style PSA about bullying. Also, the Balloon Man reappears since this is technically a flashback!
Following the crowd isn’t cool, Slender Man!
I had hamburger the other day. This is what I thought of. It strikes me that a food lover like Pirate would be great at knowing just how long to cook a burger properly. Me, I can’t even flip them without losing half my burger.
Disclaimer: No stick people were eaten in the making of this picture.
Always beware the fine print. I personally would love to live in a nice rural house with only the open country around me…for about two weeks. I tend towards suburbia, but I have to admit, being out in places unclaimed by concrete and steel is a different experience. Just make sure you buy a house larger than a shoe.
Small bargains for small people.
Are you one of those people who orders their burger rare? If it’s still moving, I’m not eating it is my general philosophy. But Pirate apparently goes for food au naturel. Well, with a bit of salt. Everything goes well with salt. Except orange juice.
Maybe it needs some soy sauce too.
And now, a what if picture. If Pirate was in the Garden of Eden…everything would turn out just the way it did. Honestly, if the apples were really nice, I’d be tempted to eat some too. We need warning signs for dangerous fruits.
Those are some bad apples, Pirate!
I hate being around healthy people, unless I can get them sick. Their sympathy makes me want to cough all over them. I’m in a dark place right now.
They’re a bit insensitive.
I always wanted to make things explode with science. It’s…it’s a childhood thing, okay? In unrelated news, I’m apparently allergic to…the air. Or dust. Or something. It’s messing with my throat and my mind, so coherency and common sense will be even more lacking for a while. You’ve been warned.
This is why safety should come first.
I can’t draw horrific monsters. I can get the horrific part down just fine, but they’re just horrifically badly drawn, that’s all. Still, we have to remember that there’s always something bigger than we are, and that eating rats is probably not a good decision. Solid life lessons.
Irony, thy middle name is Pain.
How bad is your memory? Because I think I forgot to post this yesterday, but I can’t remember if I did a post yesterday or not. Well, I’ll post a second picture later tonight just in case.
But clearly, I need more sleep and more food, and for that, I propose Crowdfooding (TM), the easiest way to get food delivered straight to your mouth with no effort! Was that a good segue? I think it was.
It benefits no one but Pirate.
Pirate Blog 