Just one of those days, right Samsa–I mean, Knight?
10 points if you get this reference. 20 points if you remembered that Kafka was the author, not the main character of Metamorphosis. And 100 points if you get why nobody cares when you turn into a giant insect.
…I hate bugs.
At least we know SOMETHING was working.
So. I’ve been building my own computer. From scratch. Turns out all you need is a screwdriver and a brain. I’ve only got a screwdriver.
Nothing’s broken, but while an expert would take 30 minutes to 1 hour to make a computer, I’m on hour 6. Installing programs and screaming at Windows. It’s fun! Just don’t ask me to do it again.
At least they didn’t install the ski lift.
Knight’s hair is weird. I’m just saying. I also hate skiing. Just saying. I fall over so many times while trying to ski that I might as well just be doing pushups in the snow. I hate winter sports.
The Easter Bunny is a really shady figure when you think about it.
It’s official, Pirate Blog has hit rock bottom. We’ve descended to scatology in our jokes now! But really, what would you expect when you have a holiday celebrating a weird bunny that gives out eggs?
Well, that’s popular culture. Easter also celebrates the rebirth of a certain religious figure, but I can’t draw people yet. Happy Easter!
The night is full of scary things. And Pirate. And scary things.
I would hate to live in times before electricity. I mean nowadays I can go outside with a flashlight or turn on a lamp in my house, but imagine going outside with a candle or torch? Scary vibes all over. Of course, I don’t go outside at night even now, but…flashlights are awesome. I wish I had one.
Not the most tactful of gifts, Pirate.
Ever given a bad birthday gift? Ever gotten one? Today’s picture is for a special someone who I hope isn’t taking this comic too seriously. It’s just a joke.
Hap…happy birthday, mom. Please don’t kill me.
Pirate just…no.
Why do people tell me the early bird gets the worm? Who cares? Except for the bird, that is. Also, this is sort of dark, but I think Pirate would eat both baby birds and worms if she was hungry enough. So would I, but only if I was starving. Nature is harsh. And disgusting.
For budget trips, use turtles.
I actually don’t like turtles in reality that much. But if I could ride a giant turtle, I probably would. It might not get me there very fast, but I’d enjoy the peace and quiet.
You are not alone.
This one I’m not sure about. I started many hours ago and just finished, but it didn’t come out the way I wanted. I’m unsure if my message is correct, and whether the words I’ve chosen are wrong. I’m unsure, but I wanted to post it anyways.
It’s been a bad day for all of us. My thoughts are with the people of Brussels.
Wearing a cape doesn’t make you superman. Even if it feels like it.
Ever jumped off a roof? I know people who have tried it. They survived, but it sounds painful.
My point is, wearing a red cape is cool. I’d do it if I actually had a red cape. Just don’t try to stop bullets with it, unless they’re foam darts.
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