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Monthly Archives: April 2015

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Troublesome Talent

Posted on April 30, 2015 by pirateaba

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I think we’ve all met that one person who we can’t beat, whether it’s at bowling, fishing, or whatever. But Pirate’s not showing off; she just doesn’t understand Knight’s feelings. She’s sort of insensitive that way.

If you want to beat Pirate, bring a net.

If you want to beat Pirate, bring a net.

Posted in fishing, pirate, pirate blog Tagged fish, fishing, knight, Pirate, Pirateaba, stick man, talent

Eye Intimidation

Posted on April 29, 2015 by pirateaba

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Being stared at is uncomfortable. Being stared at by a giant eyeball would probably be even worse. This post is dedicated to all of you who stare at people as they walk by. Congratulations. Now, stop it.

That's one mean look.

That’s one mean look.

Posted in pirate, pirate blog Tagged eye, eyeball, giant eyeball, knight, Pirate, Pirateaba, stare, stick man

Muffin Madness

Posted on April 28, 2015 by pirateaba

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You may have questions after looking at this picture. You may be curious, or confused. I have no answers for you. Would you like a muffin?

Even Pirates can have one bad day.

Even Pirates can have one bad day.

Posted in food, movie, pirate, pirate blog Tagged batman, fire, joker, madness, muffin, Pirate, Pirateaba

Helpful Harvest

Posted on April 27, 2015 by pirateaba

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It occurs to me that Pirate’s greatest desire in life would be to eat apples…without having to pick them. One only wonders how she’s paying the stick people, but maybe she’s promised not to smash their homes if they help her. Altruism is wonderful.

When life gives you apples, hire someone else to pick them.

When life gives you apples, hire someone else to pick them.

Posted in pirate, pirate blog Tagged apple, harvest, outsourcing, Pirate, Pirateaba, rabbit, stick man

Spoiled Soup

Posted on April 26, 2015 by pirateaba

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I hate when people take baths in my soup. It can’t be hygienic, but on the other hand I suppose it’s like taking a hot bath and dinner at the same time. Too bad Knight’s going to heat things up.

Even worse than a fly.

Even worse than a fly.

Posted in food, pirate, pirate blog Tagged bath, cooking, hot bath, knight, Pirate, Pirateaba, soup, stick man

Tea Moment

Posted on April 25, 2015 by pirateaba

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I’m not too proud of this picture, but I’m sleep deprived today. So I decided to sit back and have a cup of hot tea and draw the same. I’m for bed. Sleep well, everyone.

Tea and silence are good things.

Tea and silence are good things.

Posted in pirate, pirate blog Tagged Pirate, Pirateaba, sleep, Sleep deprivation, stick man, tea

False Revelations

Posted on April 24, 2015 by pirateaba

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I think that Knight is probably more gullible than Pirate when it comes to stuff like this. I also think it’s not a good idea to play tricks on someone with a sword, but that’s just my opinion.

And they were never seen again.

And they were never seen again.

Posted in pirate, pirate blog Tagged chosen one, knight, Pirate, Pirateaba, prank, revelation, stick man, trick

Personal Forecast

Posted on April 23, 2015 by pirateaba

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If everyone had their own weather pattern, what would yours be? I’m not sure a rainbow actually fits Pirate, but Knight and thunderstorms go hand in hand.

A meteorologist's worst nightmare.

A meteorologist’s worst nightmare.

Posted in pirate, pirate blog, weather Tagged knight, Pirate, Pirateaba, rabbit, rain, rainbow, stick man, weather

Faithful Flight

Posted on April 22, 2015 by pirateaba

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I feel like this picture is a direct sequel to this one. Knight does not forgive easily, or at all if it comes to it. Let’s hope Pirate learns a lesson from all this: don’t steal from Knight. Either that, or she learns to fly. It could happen.

Let's hope Pirate learns really fast.

Let’s hope Pirate learns really fast.

Posted in pirate, pirate blog Tagged flight, fly, knight, Pirate, Pirateaba, rabbit, stick man

Vanquishing Vampires

Posted on April 21, 2015 by pirateaba

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Why do vampires hate garlic? I understand light — the forces of the sun versus a creature of a night, but why garlic? If it’s just a matter of taste, then they’re probably allergic to jalapenos as well. If I was a vampire I’d be allergic to zucchini. Because I hate zucchini.

I think Pirate's the better vampire hunter here.

I think Pirate’s the better vampire hunter here.

Posted in pirate, pirate blog Tagged garlic, Pirate, Pirateaba, rabbit, stick man, vampire

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