I think we’ve all met that one person who we can’t beat, whether it’s at bowling, fishing, or whatever. But Pirate’s not showing off; she just doesn’t understand Knight’s feelings. She’s sort of insensitive that way.
If you want to beat Pirate, bring a net.
Being stared at is uncomfortable. Being stared at by a giant eyeball would probably be even worse. This post is dedicated to all of you who stare at people as they walk by. Congratulations. Now, stop it.
That’s one mean look.
You may have questions after looking at this picture. You may be curious, or confused. I have no answers for you. Would you like a muffin?
Even Pirates can have one bad day.
It occurs to me that Pirate’s greatest desire in life would be to eat apples…without having to pick them. One only wonders how she’s paying the stick people, but maybe she’s promised not to smash their homes if they help her. Altruism is wonderful.
When life gives you apples, hire someone else to pick them.
I hate when people take baths in my soup. It can’t be hygienic, but on the other hand I suppose it’s like taking a hot bath and dinner at the same time. Too bad Knight’s going to heat things up.
Even worse than a fly.
I’m not too proud of this picture, but I’m sleep deprived today. So I decided to sit back and have a cup of hot tea and draw the same. I’m for bed. Sleep well, everyone.
Tea and silence are good things.
I think that Knight is probably more gullible than Pirate when it comes to stuff like this. I also think it’s not a good idea to play tricks on someone with a sword, but that’s just my opinion.
And they were never seen again.
If everyone had their own weather pattern, what would yours be? I’m not sure a rainbow actually fits Pirate, but Knight and thunderstorms go hand in hand.
A meteorologist’s worst nightmare.
I feel like this picture is a direct sequel to this one. Knight does not forgive easily, or at all if it comes to it. Let’s hope Pirate learns a lesson from all this: don’t steal from Knight. Either that, or she learns to fly. It could happen.
Let’s hope Pirate learns really fast.
Why do vampires hate garlic? I understand light — the forces of the sun versus a creature of a night, but why garlic? If it’s just a matter of taste, then they’re probably allergic to jalapenos as well. If I was a vampire I’d be allergic to zucchini. Because I hate zucchini.
I think Pirate’s the better vampire hunter here.
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