You know, I always feel bad for the pumpkins. They rot, get their insides scooped out and then people cut them open and stick candles inside of them. Well, I also don’t like carving since it’s hard work. Hope you have a great Halloween!
If pumpkins could scream…
Some costumes are not appropriate even for Halloween. Naturally disturbing imagery isn’t good for the kids, but costumes with guns are probably a really bad idea as well. Still, it surprises me how scary some of the costumes are. Staying inside this Halloween.
These costumes are PG-13. At least.
I decided to join in the Halloween spirit and make up some pictures to put in my windows and on my door. My hand hurts. Anyways, feel free to print out these scary characters saying scary things!
It’s a simple choice.
Real vampires don’t sparkle.
Way scarier than any ghost.
You can’t solve taxes with an axe. (Or can you?)
But worth it!
Some days are bad days. For other people. The difference between an interesting day and a boring day is whether you pay attention. Mind you, if it means fighting strange octopus-monsters I’d prefer a slow day.
Knight may disagree.
Ever had that sneaking suspicion that you don’t really know what went into the pie you’re eating? No? Good. For me, I think pumpkin pie is one of my favorite pie-types. I do tend to feel bad for the pumpkins, though. I guess what I’m saying is: don’t make your pumpkin pie out of real people.
I…think no stick-people were harmed in the making of this picture.
I wanna be frank here: I hate carving pumpkins. I’m also really bad at it. Drawing pumpkins is a lot more fun, though. And if I had Pirate or Knight with me, I’d have the coolest sliced-up pumpkins imaginable. Also, beware creepy possessed pumpkins in the near future.
This is where all the weirdly-carved pumpkins come from.
Sometimes you can just tell today’s going to be a bad day. It might be the dark clouds in the sky, the freezing cold weather, or the narked expression on Pirate’s face. Certain people in bad moods can be worse than the worst storm.
Pirate weather is the worst weather.
Apparently, diamonds are good things. Especially for girls. I’m not so sure myself; I feel like diamonds are cool since they’re hard to break, but they’re (generally) too small. And you can’t eat them. I’d rather have an apple instead.
Diamonds aren’t really that useful, are they?
So, I may have gone to sleep before posting this one. Oops. Sorry about that. But a thought did strike me yesterday — if you had a giant girl wearing armor you could pay to smush your enemies, why bother with advanced weaponry? Probably because Knight charges a lot more than Pirate.
Transportation is cheap; combat is extra.
It must be hard to be a penguin. I mean, penguins can swim really well but they can’t fly. And they’re birds. Flying’s sort of what birds are all about. It’s all very tragic.
Not comforting, Pirate.
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