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If it’s epic or funny, Pirate’s bound to be in it!

: At least she’s not trying to hug helicopters.

: Size is a bit wonky here.

: Share with everyone, Pirate.

: Too late, guys.

: If you could step into the sky…

: Just humor him, and maybe he’ll sail away.

: Some things aren’t worth the effort, Pirate.

: Or is it a blustery day?

: She’s looking a bit sketchy today.

: Pain is existence and pain and flu.

: It’s a long-lasting solution.

: Planets come before the fall.

: It’s full of songs.

: So laugh!

: It’s actually a really shallow ocean.

: Maybe crumpets would help…?

: It’s a dark history, but a filling one.

: It’s a hard choice.

: Death has a way of engendering appetite.

: Let’s see Iron Chef make this one taste good.

: One wrong move and they’ll cut you down from the knees.

: And rain. Let’s get some rain.

: Sharks? Not scary. Giant sea monsters? Scary.

: See, this is why I only use store-bought eggs.

: Who needs an aircraft carrier when you’ve got a giant head?

: You’re going to need a really big lawnmower for that, Pirate.

: Thou shalt not suffer a cake-thief to live.

: She bites. Mainly apples.

: If it’s free, don’t complain Pirate!

: How’d she get up there, and why is that her nap spot?

: …I’ve got nothing.

: I believe this is what’s known as a ‘dig-and-run.’

: It’s cheap, if you don’t mind the company.

: Who needs a tent when you’ve got Pirate?

: Bug spray, where would I be without you?

: She accepts Mastercard but not Paypal.

: I hate finding things.

: They don’t have your back, guys. They don’t even have your rope.

: If your friends pushed you off a cliff…would you fall too?

: You can’t even trust the ground you stand on.

: Try Pluto. It’s not even a real planet.

: I guess it’s cheaper than repairing.

: Snow and plants do not mix.

: She’s nice, but the flower needs water.

: At least they didn’t install the ski lift.

: The night is full of scary things. And Pirate. And scary things.

: Pirate just…no.

: For budget trips, use turtles.

: Wearing a cape doesn’t make you superman. Even if it feels like it.

: Have you made your offering to the Great Plum this year?

: Fool me once, well, you’re not fooling me once.

: Too much information, Pirate.

: Knight doesn’t take defeat well.

: Her campaign slogan could use some work.

: Pain is a good lesson?

: She’s got heart. Not much brains, but heart.

: And she’s short, but labels are rude.

: Oldschool zombies are fun zombies.

: Surfing is cruel sport.

: Don’t play games with Knight.

: Cuteness is inversely proportional to height.

: The lines become blurred as darkness…

: I prefer ghosts. They can’t eat me.

: I like the warmth, but I hate the heat.

: Flowers never really die.

: They’re not all pretty.

: If you can’t see your car, it’s a snow day.

: My vote is for the rock.

: They do sort of take the magic out of the moment, don’t they?

: You’ll need to bring lots of luck.

: They’re good for moral support.

: Well, where did you THINK sushi came from?

: Choose your moments wisely, lovers.

: True love is edible.

: Sleeping is best done without singing.

: You have to break a few light bulbs to make an omelet.

: Let’s hope Pirate doesn’t test that theory.

: The most heinous of all crimes.

: Someday we’ll have real sun flowers.

: Will she attack or just stare?

: She’s the scariest midnight eater under five feet tall.

: One for the quiet moments.

: Some apologies hurt more than others.

: Pirate had better be a big tipper.

: Don’t try this at home, kids. Adults, do what you want.

: Leave out the eyeballs in mine, thanks.

: Or a giant can of bug spray.

: Snow storms are bad news. Stay warm!

: Or a really large crock-pot.

: If there’s something evil in your neighborhood…call Knight.

: Focus, Pirate. Smash the bad guys!

: Once again pollution and global warming save the day…?

: Ice is pain.

: Just grab a shovel guys.

: This explains a lot, actually.

: It means stay indoors, or at least wear a jacket Pirate!

: This is why I don’t go swimming.

: The sea doesn’t belong just to monsters!

: What lurks in the depths? What monsters hide?

: Mocking people isn’t nice, Pirate. Funny, but not nice.

: It hurts to watch.

: Pain comes after the fall.

: One Pirate’s junk is another stick person’s treasure.

: It’s green and stylish, but sort of heavy.

: Who needs snow plows when you have giants?

: Umbrellas won’t cut it this time.

: It…it was a hungry Christmas.

: Cloudy Christmas is better than wet Christmas.

: Some nights can be good ones.

: Frostbite is Christmas’s way of saying hi.

: Just admire it in silence.

: Let’s aim a bit lower, shall we?

: Rain, rain go away, give me snow.

: How’s Santa gonna travel in this?

: It just takes time.

: I hate alarm clocks.

: There’s something wrong with every part of this picture.

: Thus began the Christmas Carol massacre.

: It’s the best wagon to fall off of.

: Don’t wake her up either way,

: Mental state: uncertain.

: Why do they call it that anyways?

: Nothing is sacred. Not even bath time.

: No, but I’ll take a heart attack.

: Good thing the heater’s not turned on.

: It’s hard to catch readers.

: Dress warmly and carry a flamethrower.

: Sorta pointless, but I appreciate the effort.

: The monocle makes everything better.

: Please don’t actually do this with any book.

: Not for kids. Except for Pirate. And Knight.

: No one likes paperback anymore.

: Peace can be shattered, but the hope for peace cannot be destroyed.

: The City of Mists – Available on Amazon now!

: Mean things are mean. Don’t do them!

: And if she doesn’t catch it, the universe continues.

: This was a terrible idea.

: It also tastes like lime raspberries.

: Airplanes? Who needs ’em?

: It’s a tricky job, but a necessary one.

: Knight may disagree.

: Pirate weather is the worst weather.

: Transportation is cheap; combat is extra.

: Not comforting, Pirate.

: Comes free with every solar system purchased.

: Very pretty.

: It’s all about the details.

: Just use email, guys.

: Dancing is fun, but dancing with friends is better.

: They’re insubstantial, but they’re great for diets!

: Nothing will save you from Pirate’s vengeance.

: All of it was too far.

: If Pirate’s a ’10’, Knight’s a ‘3’.

: Friends are worth a thousand candles.

: *Pirate Blog in no way supports killing sharks or endangering rabbits unless you’re hungry.

: It’s a hiding-under-a-bush party. Don’t ask.

: Thunder god she ain’t, but she’s pretty scary.

: It was a dark and cloudy night.

: It’s all in the cloud…? Oops. Wrong saying.

: We have work to do, Pirate.

: Maybe wait for a bit of shade, Pirate.

: Drowning? Pssh. Nothing to worry about!

: Campfires are for chumps.

: Following the crowd isn’t cool, Slender Man!

: Who let the Slender Man watch Batman!?

: The sad part is, she’s not even trying to be mean.

: They have a complex history.

: In space, nobody can hear you dunk.

: Don’t mess with the apples.

: Let the butterfly live, Pirate.

: Life is all about not drowning and inner peace.

: Some people bring the sunshine with them.

: She keeps the world safe one flower at a time.

: The most inaccurate celestial phenomena ever!

: Everything’s a sword if you use it right!

: That’s…not a friendly smile.

: So unrealistic. You’d think this was a children’s cartoon or something.

: *Stereotypes portrayed above do not reflect the true character of pirates or Pirate in general.

: An apple is all you need for a wonderful day.

: There’s some bad memories here.

: They come from closets and from underneath beds…

: Back, foul fungi!

: ‘Tis unsporting not to catch them with your bare hands. Or use guns.

: Some nights last forever.

: There should be a weight limit on those things.

: And that was the straw the broke the bridge’s back.

: Not what Nietzsche meant, I’m sure.

: Cliffs are great ways to make (and lose) friends.

: Let’s just hope it’s not the Hindenburg.

: Man can’t beat machine, but Rabbit can.

: There’s always a critic.

: Spiders are jerks.

: It’s all just a bad dream, or is it?

: This is what you get when you fly below economy.

: At least Pirate’s good at climbing.

: Pirate’s interrogative skills aren’t that great.

: It’s not a trick of the mind. They’re real.

: Beware of flash floods.

: Pirate has her moments.

: Apples are worth more than gold.

: I hear Jupiter’s nice this time of year.

: Puns don’t heal broken bones.

: Plate armor. Buy it today.

: They’re coming. Run.

: Life is a tightrope. Spikes not included.

: Sometimes it’s very literal, Knight.

: She generates her own gravity, Pirate.

: I hope they’ve got great health insurance. And pensions.

: Interstellar angling at it’s best.

: Get your sword, Pirate!

: Faster than FedEx and ten times as cool.

: I hope Pirate’s brought her wallet.

: She’s cuter than the bear.

: Fireworks are dangerous, kids!

: It’s not quantity, it’s quality. But quantity helps.

: Stick people should stay out of wells…on general principle.

: Forecast: Fiery with a chance of meteors.

: This won’t be relevant two two years from now.

: Small bargains for small people.

: Those are some bad apples, Pirate!

: This is why safety should come first.

: Irony, thy middle name is Pain.

: It’s not exactly rocket science.

: And to make matters worse, it’s a Monday.

: Zombies, or just idiots…?

: War never changes, but people do.

: I’d give up now, guys.

: Even better than a lighthouse!

: Probably not a good mushroom, Pirate.

: Pirate doesn’t know what “balanced diet” means.

: It’s a novel idea, at least.

: Is her voice lost in the rain or are they…?

: What goes around…

: Stick people don’t know the meaning of personal space.

: It’s a growing economy.

: She’s a moving landmass, I guess.

: That’s one way to find your dinner.

: Time to bring in the squirt guns.

: Pirate’s wanderings are further abroad than we think.

: Oh iTouch, return to me!

: She’s not invited to any more birthdays.

: Pirate should probably be singing on a different stage…

: She’ll melt before her armor comes off, Pirate.

: Cupcakes taste better when you’re small…?

: Knight’s got a fiery friend!

: If you want to beat Pirate, bring a net.

: Even Pirates can have one bad day.

: When life gives you apples, hire someone else to pick them.

: Let’s hope Pirate learns really fast.

: I think Pirate’s the better vampire hunter here.

: Knight needs her elbow room.

: Pirate can hide in midair too!

: Time to lose some weight, Pirate.

: I predict a tie game.

: Just one more minute, Pirate…

: Which way will you go, Pirate?

: It’s a metaphor for…something.

: Let’s hope it’s just a night terror.

: If this is the price of nice weather, it’s too high.

: Energy, Knight!

: Don’t ask because I can’t explain.

: It’s a nice day for once.

: Tonight is sushi night.

: Knight’s a dedicated reader.

: Chill out, Knight!

: Effective, yet cruel.

: I’m not sure this is what St. Patrick’s Day is about, Pirate.

: Don’t fall asleep Pirate!

: Play the game, Pirate.

: It’s a hard life trying to stay connected.

: Learn to look up, Knight!

: Some days it rains and birds poo on your head.

: Share the popcorn, Pirate.

: An unusual meeting is about to occur. It might be tragic.

: Run! And don’t look up.

: Just let him enjoy it, guys.

: Wash them first, Pirate.

: I really hope you’ve got a fire extinguisher ready, though…

: Hope you brought your passport Knight!

: In a galaxy pretty close by…

: Let’s hope there’s an oasis nearby!

: Faster than a speeding locomotive? Probably not.

: Peace, but at what cost?

: It’s more like, do they believe in YOU?

: Each to their own, right Knight?

: Let her sleep! LET HER SLEEP!

: Bad touch Pirate! Bad touch!

: It’s squashing time!

: Worst wedding proposal ever.

: They all get there in the end I guess.

: Where did she get a flying carpet anyways?

: That’s one way to fish.

: It might catch them. Eventually…

: It’s a novel idea at least.

: I’d leave now if I were you, Pirate!

: They can’t hear you, Pirate.

: It’s all about weight, Knight.

: Who says armor is useless?

: Not a good idea, Pirate!

: Doesn’t look too tasty, right Pirate?

: It’s a lost art form.

: Happy Birthday Pirate, and happy New Year!

: It’s probably for the best.

: It’s not worth it, Pirate!

: You could share your seat, Pirate.

: Their party is about to be crashed. Or smashed.

: To be fair, it’s a nice apple.

: It’s too small for the presents!

: Nothing like a friend waiting for you.

: Don’t ask questions, just get the first aid kit.

: I can’t even count how many rules they’re breaking at the moment.

: Leave the classics alone, Pirate.

: Let them warm up, Knight.

: Let’s hope the sharks aren’t hungry too.

: Can you imagine what it used to look like?

: It’s not nice to talk about other people’s weight, Pirate.

: They’re best seen at night.

: Pirate does not make a good bus.

: Better get ready to run, Pirate!

: Don’t ask for a taste, Pirate.

: She’s going underground for the winter.

: Let’s not emulate Knight’s example.

: Not the right moment, Knight.

: They could stand to lose a few pounds.

: It’s not that hard to understand.

: Maybe it’s just going to plug the radio back in…?

: Study harder, Pirate!

: Bad timing, Knight.

: They’re getting a…cold…reception.

: You can’t go wrong with a good apple!

: Do you wanna kill a snowman?

: In fairness, she is telling the truth.

: This is a true test of friendship.

: Knight’s turning into a marshmallow…

: The sun’s on holiday, Pirate!

: Pirate hates this song.

: Pirate had better leave a really big tip…

: Everybody wants soup. I’m so hungry.

: How does she get into these situations?

: Some people can’t appreciate good art.

: There’s nothing like a peaceful day. With UFOs.

: See, this is why you should lock doors properly.

: How DOES Knight do that?

: Meanest trick ever!

: Better hope the helmet stays on, Knight…

: Don’t worry, she’ll survive…probably.

: Always look up. Important rule, that.

: Just go to sleep, Knight.

: Writing in the dark is bad for your eyes, Knight!

: Food tastes best when its not wet.

: A stranger game of soccer we may never find.

: ….And they were never seen again.

: Someone’s looking out for you, Knight.

: This is why I hate space ships.

: It’s a potentially earth-shattering game!

: Let the cold days begin again.

: It’s worth more than gold!

: The mystery is solved at last!

: Don’t question it, Knight.

: That’s one ugly fish.

: An apple is worth a lot to everyone! …Why don’t you just share?

: Base jumping is dangerous. So are explosives.

: The most deadly weapon in existence.

: It’s a fine night to have a food party!

: Don’t headbutt trees, Pirate.

: Ready for some Rainfall Soup, Pirate?

: That. Is not how you fish, Pirate.

: Of all the clouds in all the world that chose to rain today, it had to be this one.

: Each one is a valuable member of the team. Sort of.

: Just…no.

: I’d turn around and go back, Pirate!

: This is why you’re supposed to wear a helmet, Knight.

: Don’t follow their example.

: Have safe travels!

: Rabbits don’t eat meat, Pirate.

: And that’s when the day went downhill.

: Let the nightmares begin.

: Not enough book, but maybe enough tea.

: Pooh bear, Winnie the pooh bear…

: Rabbit, you’re a firework…that’s not good.

: Hopefully she won’t sneeze.

: The hat makes everything better.

: Take off the armor, Knight.

: As soon as the apple comes down, the backstabbing begins.

: There is no mercy in hide and go seek!

: It’s a hot day. Pirate seems to like it.

: Pirate is lucky, Knight is poor…

: Pirate doesn’t know much about soccer or football.

: Wrong kind of barrel roll, Pirate!

: Pirate doesn’t WANT to be star-struck!

: The greatest game ever played. The best breakfast ever made!

: Is the glass half-full or half-empty, Pirate?

: That. Is. Not. Pirate.

: It’s the haircut to end all haircuts!

: She’s the best Pirate ever!

: Pirate’s about to land a BIG one…

: It’s a perfect summer’s day.

: Just don’t think about it, Knight.

: Is Pirate really small, or is everything REALLY BIG?

: Washing machines are evil!

: I’m pretty sure Knight is underage. (Or is she?)

: Don’t even think about it, Knight!

: I wonder how long until Rabbit notices…?

: Did she make a mistake…?

: I’ve…got nothing.

: It’s quiet, and cold as you fly through the night.

: 8 Stars, Pirate!

: At least she’s happy.

: Knight’s going to be very unhappy when she turns around…

: What’s real? What’s fake?

: This is what she does in her spare time. Maybe.

: Use a stick, Knight.

: Lighting might strike more than once in this case…

: Squash it, Pirate!

: …What’s it like to look from the other side?

: Tell me…

: Beware the TRUE swarm!

: Who is it? Foe, or really creepy friend?

: You can’t even read, Pirate!

: Seriously. How does that work?

: Sometimes you don’t have a good day.

: Put the flag away, Pirate. It’s not yours.

: Pirate likes to watch snow fall.

: Soda machines are annoying!

: Rain, rain! Come again!

: “Life is brief.”

: Who needs flashlights?

: Not suspicious at all, right Pirate?

: Pretty sure you shouldn’t open that, Pirate.

: Pirate to the rescue!

: Sort of scary. Especially at night.

: …Is this even possible, Pirate?

: Don’t fall, Pirate!

: It’s the start of a famous story, Pirate!

: They’re both really hungry.

: Introducing the SCP-173 Avoidance Technique.

: Look out, Pirate!

: Hi Pirate!

: There’s nothing worse than being at the bottom of a well.

: It’s a new year, Pirate!

: That ant’s got a lot of friends, Pirate. Maybe you should share?

: This is where it all began.

: It’s an extra-special snow globe!

: You can’t fool him, Pirate!

: Slow and steady wins the race…?

: …Or something like that.

: Will she get him?

: He’s a brave little soldier, Pirate.

: Sometimes, it’s important to pay your respects in any way you can.

: It’s not going to work, Pirate.

: It’s a start, Pirate.

: She might not understand what it is, but at least she’s happy.

: They’re bad for your health, in the end.

: Watching bread bake is apparently fun.

: It’s time for Pirate to run from the rabbit.

: They’re even smaller than Pirate!

: Alien invasions occur every Tuesday.

: Now what is this…?

: Pirate travels below the sea as well as over it.

: It’s so weird!

: It’s a beautiful sight, right Pirate?

: Pirate’s exploring the internet!

: Not very practical, Pirate!

: It’s the fight of the century!

: Pirate is everywhere!

: Go for it Pirate! I hope she’s good enough potions…

: Victory is victory. It doesn’t need an explanation.

: Pirate remains unhappy.

: Pirate does her best to fight fires.

: Turtles. Because…turtles.

: Fishing is very peaceful.

: When you look up, what do you look for?

: Shh! It’s right behind you!

: Pirate likes his songs.

: NOW where is she?

: Bat Pirate! Dun dun dun!

: Pirate eats boars too.

: Very sad. A candle alone.

: Pirate isn’t good with car trips. Then again…

: Gyaaaah!

: Defending the faith! Go Pirate!

: Uh oh. What happened here?

: Bear riders? Pah! Try DRAGONFLY RIDERS!

: Nobody gets past on Pirate’s watch!

: Hamburgers are very tasty.

: Pirate would not do well in airports.

: Don’t mess with Pirate.

: Who’s that? Be careful Pirate!

: Run Pirate, run!

: I’m not sure he even saw her…

: It’s payback time!

: Studying is hard. Not that Pirate does it anyways.

: This is Pirate!

: Pirate walking down a street. Exciting!

: A challenger appears!

: An existential moment.

: Just a peaceful day.

: Who is that Black Knight? Be careful, Pirate!

: Wanted for multiple accounts of apple theft in eight different seas.

: The emperor is not pleased. Neither is Pirate.

: And now…communications class with Dr. Slender.

: Going for a stroll.

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