Comics

Pirate’s funny! If you’re not laughing than you’re not funny! Aba!

You’re in her drink.

It helps.

Not the most tactful of gifts, Pirate.

Creativity is just a point of view.

It’s a strange world, after all.

All inventions can be used for good…or EVIL.

You can’t escape them.

Let the rain keep falling, Knight.

It’s not acid blood, at least.

It’s hard being a sheep.

Just get the wedding gift, Pirate.

Food is wealth in Pirate’s world.

They take things very literally.

Is this the real comic, or are we all fake?

Frog, frog go away, or you’ll get squashed one day.

How do you like to travel?

Let’s turn a bad day into a good one.

And they were never seen again.

The moral here is never trust Pirate with your life.

It’s fast food, Pirate.

Let’s hope it’s just grape juice.

She always hits her target!

And that’s how the war started.

Draw, and keep drawing Pirate every day!

Beds are very important!

What a surprise! How did she do that Pirate?

It’s what you make of it, Pirate.

Help them out, Pirate!

Still better than flying.

Bet you she gets an A+ on that exam.

Not now, Pirate.

A tragedy worthy of Shakespeare.

Don’t go trick-or-treating with monsters! Their candy tastes awful.

Don’t mess with the scariest monster around.

See, the mask is a good thing.

…Then who is that?

Misery loves company. So does the flu.

Pirate is now banned from pet stores everywhere.

Many people were harmed in this experiment.

Biological warfare at its finest.

Food fights back!

When you stare at your food, your food stares back.

True gentlemen drink wine with seals.

And now: economics theory with Pirate.

Some days the bird poops on you. Some days you eat the bird for dinner.

That’s an eye for an eye…and a leg…and a forest…

Where do the sunglasses come from?

Pirate challenges you to donate! Or dump a bucket of ice water on your head.

Eat them all before they eat you!

It never ends…

Don’t eat food off the ground, Pirate!

It’s effective, I’ll grant you.

This is not a good thing, Pirate.

Some mistakes are permanent.

Is it cheating, Pirate? Or is it just luck?

Tomorrow, Pirate. Maybe tomorrow…

They will pay.

What kind of person are you?

The cheese doesn’t stand alone!

You will learn, or be poked with a sword.

Don’t eat, Pirate!

Knight can’t take a joke?

Yes.

Or else.

You’re one-of-a-kind, Pirate.

Makes sense…?

Believe it or not, it’s worth half-credit.

Water! So good and so scary!

An apple cures everything?

A+, Pirate!

Knight doesn’t need armor! She can dodge rocks!

One rock can spread misery to the world.

It’s been a bad day for Knight.

Pirate had better know CPR…

I need this.

It happens.

Don’t be jealous, Pirate!

Dialogue that would make Shakespeare weep…or not.

Too warm for armor, Knight?

And. It’s. ON.

He’s a nice guy. Maybe.

What they don’t mention in the famous legend.

Knight is a problem-solver!

That’s not what soda is for, Pirate!

Sleep, Pirate!

It may not be pretty, but it gets the job done, right Pirate?

Have a fun April Fool’s Day!

What? It happens.

Beware the soda!

Exhale, don’t inhale, Pirate!

IT’S STOMPING TIME!

It’s the only way to bowl.

Value is relative, apparently.

Call this…a warning.

Far worse than a raccoon, friend.

She guards the cookie jar.

At least it’s not an orange cat…

So, how’s your day going?

Sleep is more important than fun.

Beware the oranges…!

That’s not how Valentines Day works, Pirate!

Your money or your warmth!

Gold medal, definitely.

Lemons are very sour. True fact.

Can you see through the cunning disguise?

She’s a master artist.

I’m not sure…what’s going on.

It’s a great dream, Pirate.

It doesn’t count unless you’re moving, Pirate!

There’s only one way to deal with thieves.

The origin of the endless battle!

Do you even know what rabbits are, Pirate?

Fireworks are not toys. Or weapons.

Even when you fail, it’s important to try again.

Those aren’t your presents, Pirate!

That’s not very nice, Pirate!

They can see you Pirate!

She’s an enterprising thief.

Is she brave or is she a fool?

Don’t steal that, Pirate!

Pirate’s good at balancing.

She is not pleased with this fruit.

Pirate’s turkey is a special turkey. It’s also very fast.

Cold is bad. Blankets are good.

Did you do this Pirate…?

It’s the cruelest form of torture.

Pirate takes things literally. (She also can’t read.)

She’s got a short fuse, and a shorter memory.

They’re not her friends.

Always.

It’s a popcorn tragedy!

Batman’s greatest foe yet…!?

The ‘stache makes everything more awesome.

Pirate’s not good with words…or rules.

She’s just curious.

Pirate is done with partying.

I’m sure things aren’t supposed to work this way.

The stakes cannot be higher in this game.

Pirate demonstrates how to go camping properly.

Cough on Pirate and die.

Don’t be blown away, Pirate!

It’s too scary, Pirate!

Some stories are best told without words.

Everyone should flip a table once in a while.

Yes. Yes they should.

Sometimes, you fall. Sometimes, you learn to fly.

It’s very tasty.

Double double, boil and bubble! If Pirate’s cooking, then there will be trouble!

Very tasty.

Where does all the water go…?

Pirate believes in hands-on maintenance.

Pirate can’t spell. Or read.

This is how REAL pros play!

Very tired. Very often.

Can she reach it?

The cake is not a lie!

She’s very lucky.

Do you?

U mad? Huh?

Whoa!

Courage.

A very important lesson.

That’s not how you use books Pirate…!

It really works!

The greatest foe…!

Don’t play cards with Pirate.

Words to live by.

The only thing better is an apple.

Food goes with movies. Pirate likes food. Pirate likes movies. All is well.

She might still miss.

Pirate demonstrates the proper way to enter a building.

So amazing!

Bees are evil!