Pirate Soup

I want a personal hot tub.

It’s a bath AND a dinner!

Butterfly Miscommunication

Pirate is not a flower. Neither am I, and yet butterflies and bees love to follow me about. Hate that.

Butterflies aren’t known for their intelligence.

Bad Mistakes

There’s one lesson all birds should learn. Don’t eat the rabbit.

Some mistakes are permanent.

Fun in the Sun

It’s the summer! And it’s hot. There are some who can take the heat, and there are those who prefer the shade. I’m with Knight all the way.

It’s a hot day. Pirate seems to like it.

Feeling Lucky

More on the theme of luck! Pirate and Knight do practice their swordplay, but it can’t be that fair when 10 ton blocks fall out of the sky at random. Alas, poor Knight!

Is it cheating, Pirate? Or is it just luck?

Midnight Game

Pirate is lucky. Luck incarnate, luck manifested. Not just good luck, but bad luck as well. She’ll have extraordinarily back luck at times, but let’s put it like this: don’t gamble with her. Ever.

Pirate is lucky, Knight is poor…

Bad Day

Everyone has a bad day. A day when everything goes wrong. When nothing goes right. Just remember to but hope for a better day tomorrow. If Pirate is wise in any way, it’s that she knows how to live through the ups and downs of life.

Philosophical? Depressing? Maybe. But I’m tired, Pirate is injured, covered in wasp stings, hungry, and covered in mud. We all deserve a bad day.

Tomorrow, Pirate. Maybe tomorrow…

Soccer Rules

So, I hear there’s some kind of soccer-thing going on. Well, I don’t know much about football or soccer or American-football or rugby. Apparently, neither does Pirate!

Pirate doesn’t know much about soccer or football.

Barrel Roll

I’m going to let you figure this one out. Here’s a hint: Pirate takes things way too literally sometimes.

Wrong kind of barrel roll, Pirate!

Unwelcome Birds

Based on a true story. Back to sleep for me.

They will pay.