How do you decide what to eat when everything looks good? Eat everything. Words of wisdom to live by.
And we conclude our rules of classy eating with the most important one yet: if it smells like old socks, it probably tastes like old socks. Stay classy everyone, and don’t forget to take the ketchup when you go out to eat.
I feel like the etiquette of consumption is somewhat lacking in today’s diners. Therefore, with Pirate and Knight’s help we’re introducing a tip or two for the unaware so they don’t make a faux pas. Rule number one? Don’t eat eyes.