Pirate’s going base jumping! Too bad she chose the most dangerous place to make her descent. Good luck, Pirate!
Don’t say hi to strangers at night. Especially if they have no face. Words of wisdom, every day.
Today is a lesson in what not to do. Pirate may hate rabbits, but this is taking it a bit too far. Don’t worry, though. Pirate’s not good at aiming.