And now a few questions about this small creature of the seas.
Q: Who is Pirate?
A: Pirate is Pirate!
Q: What is Pirate?
A: Pirate is a small, red-haired girl with a sword.
Q: Is ‘Pirate’ really her name?
A: Yes. Maybe. It’s what she calls herself, at any rate.
Q: Can she speak?
A: “Aba.” (That means “Yes”.)
Q: What does she eat?
A: Almost anything, but she likes apples.
Q: What does Pirate do?
A: Pirate goes on adventures, fights monsters, and eats apples. Sometime she goes to sleep. It’s a life full of adventure!
Q: How can I follow Pirate?
A: This blog is updated with all the new Pirate pictures and content the instant it’s created. If you don’t like WordPress though, Pirate also has a Tumblr account at http://pirateaba.tumblr.com/
Q: How often is this blog updated?
A: I try to update the blog with a new picture every day, but depending on whether there’s an attack by cyborg squirrels, an alien invasion, or I just forget, I might miss a day here and there. Sorry about that!
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