Pirate had better be a big tipper.
People tell me that being a waiter isn’t so bad. I personally disagree. The stress of tossing plates of food at people is too much for me. I mean, imagine being a stick-waiter? All I’m saying is, 15% isn’t enough.
At least it looks cool.
Once again, Pirate Blog is going places yet not moving at all! You can now read ~90% of Pirate’s comics on Tapastic, a free webcomic host.
http://tapastic.com/series/Pirate-Blog
Due to copyright stuff and size restraints, some of the coolest images can’t be uploaded to Tapastic. However, the site’s format makes reading through the comics a lot faster. I’ve uploaded about 30% of all the pictures there so far, and will upload the rest over the next few days.
Don’t try this at home, kids. Adults, do what you want.
Do you have any backups in case of power outages, earthquakes, tornadoes, etc? I have my phone…and I’m sure there are some candles in my house somewhere. Realistically, I’ll survive as long as my phone battery does. After that, I’m in the dark and I’ll probably burn my house down trying to light a candle.
Leave out the eyeballs in mine, thanks.
Squid have eyeballs. That’s one of the many reasons why I don’t like sushi. Mind you, I don’t like fish or seaweed either, so there’s that. But seriously, squid just creep me out. In other news, I’m not sure what I drew. It might be an octopus.
Or a giant can of bug spray.
Gonna level with you all here: I don’t like butterflies. They’re nice at a distance, but when I get close they look like any other insect — ugly. I’m also told that they taste horrible.
Read it again, Pirate!
I really need a portable sign like this. It would help whenever I want to take a nap, which is often. Speaking of which: English. We have to respect the period, the comma, and figure out how the semicolon works.
Snow storms are bad news. Stay warm!
I hear the snow was really bad somewhere where I wasn’t. Seriously, I heard it got to 28 inches or more in some places. That’s a lot of snow to fall in one area. Also, it’s Pirate’s turn to be irrational — I think Knight’s smart enough to stay away from any kind of blizzard.
Or a really large crock-pot.
Fixed my tablet! …After an hour of wasted time, that is. But more importantly, I made some bulgolgi today! It tasted good, although I burned the first batch a little. But really, preparing meat dishes take a lot of time. Especially if it’s a cow.
If there’s something evil in your neighborhood…call Knight.
My drawing tablet is breaking. I’d like to share this fact because my pen keeps lagging when I draw. It took twice as long to draw this picture and it’s driving me crazy. Oh, and Knight is way more reliable than Pirate.
Focus, Pirate. Smash the bad guys!
Introducing a new antagonist! You can tell these demon-things are evil because they have horns. Horns = Evil. Also, Pirate needs to stop relaxing so much.
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