It’s gonna be really hard to baste.
I don’t know why giant turkey attacks are part of my Thanksgiving phobias but maybe that’s because I think turkeys are weird. I don’t particularly mind eating them, but they’re weird.
Anyways, I hope you’ve all had a great Thanksgiving! Don’t explode from eating too many leftovers and watch out for turkey attacks. Just in case.
Be careful of what you try to eat! Personally, I don’t think turkeys usually grow that big, but maybe this is the famous Turzilla, ancient ancestor of all turkeys! Or maybe this is the result of too many genetic modifications. Either way, Knight’s in trouble.
Have a great Thanksgiving!
Not the right moment, Knight.
Pirate wishes you all a happy Thanksgiving! Just make sure you cook your turkey properly!
Pirate’s turkey is a special turkey. It’s also very fast.