It’s gonna be really hard to baste.
I don’t know why giant turkey attacks are part of my Thanksgiving phobias but maybe that’s because I think turkeys are weird. I don’t particularly mind eating them, but they’re weird.
Anyways, I hope you’ve all had a great Thanksgiving! Don’t explode from eating too many leftovers and watch out for turkey attacks. Just in case.
Good thing the heater’s not turned on.
Things aren’t actually this bad, but I do have a leaky water heater. In point of fact, it’s just a constant drip from the drain valve connection. Annoying, but doesn’t affect anything. Too bad I have to wait till Monday for a repair person.
See, this is why I hate Thanksgiving.
Be careful of what you try to eat! Personally, I don’t think turkeys usually grow that big, but maybe this is the famous Turzilla, ancient ancestor of all turkeys! Or maybe this is the result of too many genetic modifications. Either way, Knight’s in trouble.
Have a great Thanksgiving!
Not the right moment, Knight.
Pirate wishes you all a happy Thanksgiving! Just make sure you cook your turkey properly!
Pirate’s turkey is a special turkey. It’s also very fast.
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