Phone Problems

“Hello?” “Aba.” “Hello? I can’t understand what you’re saying.” “Ababa!” “Hello? Is anyone there?” “ABAAAAAAAAA–!”

Pirate hates phones. And customer support.

Marching Drummer

She’s marching on! …Can you guess what song I’ve been listening to recently?

She’s a drummer marching on!

Deep-sea Diving

Pirate apparently believes in diving helmets, but not oxygen tanks. Well, she can hold her breath a long time.

Pirate travels below the sea as well as over it.

Rain!

It’s really rainy tonight. Pirate doesn’t approve.

Rain isn’t fun when it’s falling on your head.

Strange Encounters

Sometimes Pirate meets the weirdest people.

It’s so weird!

World View

I’m told it’s an amazing view. Pirate clearly thinks it’s important.

It’s a beautiful sight, right Pirate?

Light Pain

Of all the pain in the world, light in the eyes is probably the worst.

It’s the cruelest form of torture.

Leaf Cover

Rain is best experienced when it’s not falling on you.

Pirate likes to improvise her umbrellas.

Sakura Falling

Pirate likes relaxing among the cherry blossom trees.

The sakura fall, Pirate sleeps with umbrella. This is not a haiku.

Style, revisited

Pirate’s back, and she’s got even more class, and a little friend as well!

It’s all about style.