One wrong move and they’ll cut you down from the knees.
Here’s my logic. If there exists a world of stick-people, surely there must exist a world their size. That makes sense, right?
I wonder what it would be like to be giant walking through a forest. I think it might be like stepping on a bunch of pointy twigs, but I’d also be really afraid of stepping on someone. Either way, at least I wouldn’t have to worry about mosquitoes.
Cuteness is inversely proportional to height.
Knight is taller than Pirate, but how tall is that? I haven’t ever worked out the exact heights involved here, but I’d say Knight might be pushing 5 feet, whereas Pirate’s an inch or two shorter. Stick people are probably about a foot tall. Myself? I’m half an inch away from 6 feet. I look down on all these midgets.
Small deeds go a long way. That goes double for small people.
Pirate has her moments.
Someone was singing that song, and now it’s stuck in my head.
I hear Jupiter’s nice this time of year.
Always beware the fine print. I personally would love to live in a nice rural house with only the open country around me…for about two weeks. I tend towards suburbia, but I have to admit, being out in places unclaimed by concrete and steel is a different experience. Just make sure you buy a house larger than a shoe.
Small bargains for small people.
Words are overrated. That’s my philosophy for today’s picture. I also think it speaks for itself; Knight and Pirate would have completely different reactions to being shrunk. This also comes out of a dark place for me: I’m really hungry and I want a giant cupcake.
Cupcakes taste better when you’re small…?
The smaller you are…the scarier everything gets. Although I have to say, spiders are pretty darn terrifying no matter what size you are.
Help them out, Pirate!
In the end, it’s not the size the counts, but how big you dare to dream. Then again, it’s probably a good thing stick people aren’t huge if this is what they want to do. But if you were constantly in danger of being squashed, wouldn’t you want a little revenge?
Good thing they can’t tell what he’s dreaming of.
A better title might have been ‘lilliputian’ Pirate. But that has too many syllables. But why is Pirate so small? Must be magic.
Is Pirate really small, or is everything REALLY BIG?
If you were the size of an ant, what would you do? Pirate’s decided to fight for cubes of sugar, apparently. Huh.
That ant’s got a lot of friends, Pirate. Maybe you should share?
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