Haunted Housing

Haunted Housing

It’s cheap, if you don’t mind the company.

I’d like to have a ghost in my house. Not an annoying one or a scary one, but an interesting spirit. On the other hand, if it meant I didn’t have to pay much rent I’d be fine with it. Zombies on the other hand is a deal-breaker. I can’t deal with the rotting flesh.

Zombie Avoidance

Zombie Avoidance

Oldschool zombies are fun zombies.

Let’s talk about zombies for a second. I miss the old zombies. These newfangled types like in the Walking Dead are all about eating people. The old zombies just wanted our brains. They also couldn’t run or climb walls or cheat. If there’s a zombie apocalypse, I’d really prefer the old brain-eating zombies. Who knows, they might leave me alone.