Frostbite is Christmas’s way of saying hi.
What temperature do you set your thermostat at? Me, I set it just below 70 degrees Fahrenheit. I like the coldness, and it saves quite a bit on gas. But I have to admit, I’m thinking of turning up the heat with this snow.
Also, not sure I mentioned it, but I run barefoot. Not a good idea at the moment. Well, at least it looks like winter at last!
Just admire it in silence.
I saw snow today. About three flakes. That’s still good, but let’s have more. Just…no songs. Please.
How’s Santa gonna travel in this?
It’s raining outside. I kid you not, a fully-fledged rainstorm in December. That just seems wrong.
If we get a rainy Christmas I’m going to be very upset. I really hope the Paris climate change agreements go forward, because if it doesn’t, I’m going to start throwing coal at people on the street.
Dress warmly and carry a flamethrower.
So, snow started falling today. Lots of snow. I’m going to start shoveling my sidewalk with a flamethrower now.
I also have to apologize about the gratuitous violence here. I don’t condone violence against snow-people unless they annoy you. Anyways, it’s cold right now. Sort of annoying.
If I could bottle sunlight I’d…wait, that’s called a lamp. Well, if I could bottle heat I’d…that’s a furnace. All I want is an unlimited energy source for the cold winter.
And if she doesn’t catch it, the universe continues.
Introducing my latest invention: Pocket Nova ™! Why bother with a silly little heater or sweater when you can have the warmth of a sun in your hands? Anyways, I really want something like this. Buy me it for Christmas anyone?
Comes free with every solar system purchased.
It’s snowing again. Well, it’s closer to hail in point of fact. But thanks to Knight’s new snow-clearing technique, I think it’ll warm up pretty soon! I want a flamethrower.
Chill out, Knight!
I’m amiably ambivalent about the advantageous addition of article alliteration. I’m not sure that sentence made sense, but you get the picture. Look, I’m still sick, it’s freezing outside, and I really want marshmallows. I don’t words properly today.
I really hope you’ve got a fire extinguisher ready, though…
Some days I forget it’s still winter. I like the cold, and even when it’s snowing I like walking around without a coat or long pants. I’m just crazy that way. Like a snowman. But Knight? Knight’s sensible.
Each to their own, right Knight?
How do you keep warm in the cold season? For Knight, all it takes is a gigantic lamp and 5000 feet of extension cable. Practical? No. Fun? Yes.
It’s a novel idea at least.
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