Not the most tactful of gifts, Pirate.
Ever given a bad birthday gift? Ever gotten one? Today’s picture is for a special someone who I hope isn’t taking this comic too seriously. It’s just a joke.
Hap…happy birthday, mom. Please don’t kill me.
A continuation of yesterday’s stealing spree…Pirate doesn’t commit very big crimes like murder, but she sure does commit a lot of small crimes. She’s also apparently capable of eating more than her own body weight in apples.
She’s an apple-eating fiend!
Even small giants weigh a lot. Pirate may not like it, but in the eyes of stick-people’s she’s just as heavy as Knight. I imagine Rabbit’s about as heavy as a truck to them. Huh. Now I feel really fat.
And that was the straw the broke the bridge’s back.
Don’t make fun of fat people. Don’t make fun of people who aren’t fat either. Pirate’s ability to fly with balloons is fun, but how does she get down if she flies too high? My thought for the day.
Being heavy has its advantages.
Weight is power! Should Knight go on a diet, or at least take off her armor? Why bother when she can crush all the haters? True, you could eat healthy or you could start throwing your weight onto people. That’s the kind of debate I have when I consider dieting.
Respect the heavy ones, Pirate.
And now, an tutorial on how to walk on water: don’t be fat. Apparently, light creatures like lizards can run on water, so I guess stick people could probably do the same. Once again, I’m not sure why I’m drawing this.
Time to lose some weight, Pirate.
Still probably traveling or lost at sea. But let’s talk about snow. There’s way too much of it, and that’s a bad thing if you’re heavy. You might sink.
It’s all about weight, Knight.
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