Share with everyone, Pirate.
This is a return to the roots of Pirate blog. Back when I couldn’t draw backgrounds, and made my pictures a lot smaller.
…Come to think of it, I still can’t draw the sun. I guess I’ll work on that. Until then, stay hydrated everyone!
She bites. Mainly apples.
It seems to me that transporting goods like apples through the water would be extremely cost-efficient for small people. That is, if it weren’t for menaces like underwater girls who make sharks look like small cats. It’s hard being small in a giant’s world.
This is why I’ll never fall asleep at the beach. The possibility for pranks is endless, and even a small kid with a trowel could make my day very unhappy.
With that said, any would-be prankster should always have an escape route planned. Angry people run quite quickly.
I hope she wasn’t planning on making soup.
Some days when I come home I’m hungry and I want to eat pasta. I put water on the stove and then stare at it until it boils. It always feels like forever. Maybe I should just ignore it until I accidentally boil all the water out of the pot…as I have done several times.
I can’t win.
I was thirsty yesterday. Not in any metaphorical sense; I was stranded deep within nature and I didn’t have a water bottle. But you know what was worse? Being next to a muddy, gigantic river. Filled with insects. The point is, I can relate to Knight and Pirate’s suffering here.
Stick people should stay out of wells…on general principle.
Sometimes everything’s out to get you. Sometimes it’s just in your mind. Knight strikes me as far more prone to worrying than Pirate, but then again, Pirate’s pretty carefree.
Be wary of water bearing false promises!
You know what’s worse than running out of water? Running out of water in a desert. Running out of water in a dessert would be fine but–
Okay, this joke is done.
Better hope you find an oasis you guys!
Like it says, drink water. Especially in this summer’s heat! That is all. That is good. Everybody needs a cool glass of water.
Or else.
Water! It’s so good, but don’t drink too much! Am I the only person who didn’t know about water poisoning? Seriously. Scary.
Water! So good and so scary!
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