Sleep Warning

Read it again, Pirate!

I really need a portable sign like this. It would help whenever I want to take a nap, which is often. Speaking of which: English. We have to respect the period, the comma, and figure out how the semicolon works.

Food Warning

I’d just like to say that Knight isn’t always a nice person. In fact, she’s only sometimes a nice person. In fact…she might not be a nice person. That said, I doubt she’s going to actually boil the stick person or Rabbit. It’s just a threat. A very over-the-top, aggressive threat.

That’s…stay away from Knight, everyone.

Warning Signs

Some people just don’t know what caution means. Some Pirates don’t know how to read either, so that could be part of it. Anyways, stay away from signs pointing to certain death, okay?

It’s probably for the best.