I decided to join in the Halloween spirit and make up some pictures to put in my windows and on my door. My hand hurts. Anyways, feel free to print out these scary characters saying scary things!
To my great disappointment, I learned that there are no such things as vampire mushrooms. You’d think that with killer venus fly traps and other weird plants there’d be room for vampire mushrooms, but nope. A bit of my innocence was lost today.
Why do vampires hate garlic? I understand light — the forces of the sun versus a creature of a night, but why garlic? If it’s just a matter of taste, then they’re probably allergic to jalapenos as well. If I was a vampire I’d be allergic to zucchini. Because I hate zucchini.
They seem to be all the rage these days. But can you handle…VAMPIRE RABBITS!? By the way, there was apparently once a children’s book series about a vampire rabbit. It was called…Bunnicula. Scary?
Pirate’s trying some new costume ideas on in preparation for Halloween! This time, she’s a combination of two famous character from a certain Manga.