Turtle Travel

For budget trips, use turtles.

I actually don’t like turtles in reality that much. But if I could ride a giant turtle, I probably would. It might not get me there very fast, but I’d enjoy the peace and quiet.

Slow Travel

Transportation at its finest.

Sometimes I feel like I’m stuck behind a turtle. This is a metaphor for life, although I’m not sure what part. I guess my point is that even if I had a jet pack, I probably wouldn’t be able to use it.

Awkward Parties

I feel like Pirate’s the life of the party while Knight’s a bit socially awkward. Smart, but awkward. Then again, I have problems talking to turtles too.

Learn a few icebreakers, Knight.

Overwater and Underwater

How do you travel over large bodies of water if you can’t fly or swim? The answer is you travel under the water. It’s just common sense.

They all get there in the end I guess.