I actually don’t like turtles in reality that much. But if I could ride a giant turtle, I probably would. It might not get me there very fast, but I’d enjoy the peace and quiet.
Sometimes I feel like I’m stuck behind a turtle. This is a metaphor for life, although I’m not sure what part. I guess my point is that even if I had a jet pack, I probably wouldn’t be able to use it.
I feel like Pirate’s the life of the party while Knight’s a bit socially awkward. Smart, but awkward. Then again, I have problems talking to turtles too.
How do you travel over large bodies of water if you can’t fly or swim? The answer is you travel under the water. It’s just common sense.