Airplanes airplanes, I hate airplanes. But at least I get a seat when I fly around. To all those traveling by air, hope your flight is going better than Knight’s!
Tag Archives: travel
I like taxis. They’re nice and convenient, but they cost a lot. But if I could ride a UFO, I’d be forking over a lot of money. I’m not sure why this popped into my mind.
I like space. The different places and worlds that exist are limitless, and it would be amazing to see all the things that exist beyond our world. With that said, I’m not planning to emigrate to Mars anytime soon.
If you were going on a journey, how would you like to go? The way you travel matters as much as the destination, after all. And what better way to travel than by banana? My thought process is a bit scattered right now.
Road Not Traveled
If you came to a crossroads, would you take the road less traveled by? Would the memory lodge in your mind, a choice you’ll never return to? Or are you like Pirate, who doesn’t worry about such things? I guess we’ll find out once we’re in that situation.
Guess what I was doing all day? I hate cars, and I hate driving. But sometimes it’s necessary. Oh well. Hope you all have safe travels!
Maybe unwelcome abduction would have been a better name. Well, still sick so let’s blame the lack of thinking on that, shall we? This is also how I feel when I have to go on a long car trip. I hate cramped places.
Not A Drop
You know what’s worse than running out of water? Running out of water in a desert. Running out of water in a dessert would be fine but–
Okay, this joke is done.
Overwater and Underwater
How do you travel over large bodies of water if you can’t fly or swim? The answer is you travel under the water. It’s just common sense.
How would you like to travel to foreign lands? Unless they’ve invented teleporters, I’d prefer to fly by carpet. Sure, it’s pretty cold up there but the view must be great.