Sometimes everything’s out to get you. Sometimes it’s just in your mind. Knight strikes me as far more prone to worrying than Pirate, but then again, Pirate’s pretty carefree.
Always look a gift horse in the mouth. There may be stick people hiding inside. On that note, why would someone ever just give you a horse for free? Makes no sense.
And suddenly, everything gets a lot less funny.
The most devious trap ever invented!
She’s not the best trapper in the world. But why does she hate rabbits so much?
Pirate’s normally good at hiding, but hunger is overriding her common sense.
Like a rabbit in a trap. Or a red-haired girl in a trap. Either one works.