I hear America’s infrastructure isn’t that great. Thus, a bridge might well collapse. Now, if it were boring humans, we’d have to fix it using concrete, bricks…boring stuff. Stick People can just use Pirate. She’s really useful until she gets bored.
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Toll booths are the only reason why I keep my change. That, and to buy overpriced soda when I’m on the road. Anyways, Pirate could probably extort a few quarters from stick-people going to work.
I’m also taking one of the great Jane Austen’s quotes and misusing it. I feel bad about that.
Sometimes I feel like I’m stuck behind a turtle. This is a metaphor for life, although I’m not sure what part. I guess my point is that even if I had a jet pack, I probably wouldn’t be able to use it.
If you’ve got to have a mustache, it might as well be a functional one. And if you’re doing that, you might as well as dye it pink. Just because.
What is it about using Pirate as transportation? I’m sure this violates some kind of child labor law somewhere in the world. Oh well, she’s too smart to fall for the stick people’s tricks anyways.
Transportation’s a lot easier when you’re small. Just think about it — while it takes a lot longer to walk places, there’s so many things you can hitch a ride on. Assuming they don’t mind, of course.