Sometimes Pirate can overreact. But anyone who steals food deserves a horrible, terrifyingly-painful death. Myself, I can’t stand it if someone eats my favorite snacks, but I wouldn’t kill anyone over it. Probably.
How do you contribute to the party? Are you the drinks master, the snack buyer, or are you the thief in the night that steals whatever isn’t nailed to the floor? And how do you feel about yourself if you are that thief? Pirate, well, Pirate’s unrepentant. But she should feel guilty!
Have you ever ordered a bunch of pizzas only to find you have one less than you think you ordered? Now you know why.
Pirate’s always on the lookout for food, but this time she’s stolen from a bigger eater than she is!
…Or not, if you’re in a different timezone. Anyways, I present: the Christmas thief! Not to be confused with the Book Thief, or the Grinch. Naughty Pirate!
Be careful what you steal. Sometimes there are serious consequences.