If Pirate’s adventures were a videogame…it would be so cool. She’d have all kinds of different swords, like the guita-sword — a musical travesty and effective weapon of war! Also, drawing lightning is really hard.
It’s time to lay one of the greatest debates in history to rest. Is the pen mightier than the sword? We tested it out with several willing* volunteers. Our analysis shows that while the pen is useful for activities such as writing, reaching that spot between your shoulders that itches and as a paperweight, it is not superior to the sword. This is mainly because the sword stabs things and the pen only pokes them. Pen < Sword. You heard it here first.
(*Or unwilling as the case may be.)
Who says swords aren’t multi-purpose? Well, let’s be honest: Pirate’s sword is more like a meat cleaver. It isn’t even very sharp!
Not much to say. Two swords instead of one certainly make a terrible difference in this battle.
It’s come to swords between Pirate and Knight! Pirate seems to be good at dodging, but…that’s a pretty creepy grin.