Pen Vs Sword

It’s time to lay one of the greatest debates in history to rest. Is the pen mightier than the sword? We tested it out with several willing* volunteers. Our analysis shows that while the pen is useful for activities such as writing, reaching that spot between your shoulders that itches and as a paperweight, it is not superior to the sword. This is mainly because the sword stabs things and the pen only pokes them. Pen < Sword. You heard it here first.

(*Or unwilling as the case may be.)

Many people were harmed in this experiment.

Many people were harmed in this experiment.