Keeping Chill

You’re in her drink.

What I hate most in life is when something enters my nice, cool drink on a hot summer’s day. Like a bug.

Summit Sleeping

Size is a bit wonky here.

It’s summer. I hate the heat. I want my own mountain for free ice. That’s about all.

Sharing Water

Share with everyone, Pirate.

This is a return to the roots of Pirate blog. Back when I couldn’t draw backgrounds, and made my pictures a lot smaller.

…Come to think of it, I still can’t draw the sun. I guess I’ll work on that. Until then, stay hydrated everyone!

Why I Hate Summer

Bug spray, where would I be without you?

I don’t like summer, and it’s getting really warm around here. Here’s my explanation in verse.

If Only

The mountains will crumble. The earth will become dust once again. The seas will dry up before Knight takes off her armor, even if it means frying in the summer’s heat. By the way, it’s really hot. Really hot. And it’s not even truly summer yet. It’s gonna be bad.

She’ll melt before her armor comes off, Pirate.

Live in the Shade

…I apologize deeply for the quality of this joke.

Where do the sunglasses come from?

Bad Attraction

Based on a true story. Many wasps and bees were harmed in the making of this picture.

This is why you’re supposed to wear a helmet, Knight.

Hot Sun

…And we’re back. Let’s start off the continuation of the somewhat funnier comics with a thought-for-the-summer: it’s TOO HOT.

This is not a good thing, Pirate.

Fun in the Sun

It’s the summer! And it’s hot. There are some who can take the heat, and there are those who prefer the shade. I’m with Knight all the way.

It’s a hot day. Pirate seems to like it.

A Small Nap

In the summer, sleeping on the grass is a must. Unless a wasp lands on your face. Or ants crawl up your clothes. Or…I could shut up and enjoy the moment.

It’s a perfect summer’s day.