What I hate most in life is when something enters my nice, cool drink on a hot summer’s day. Like a bug.
It’s summer. I hate the heat. I want my own mountain for free ice. That’s about all.
This is a return to the roots of Pirate blog. Back when I couldn’t draw backgrounds, and made my pictures a lot smaller.
…Come to think of it, I still can’t draw the sun. I guess I’ll work on that. Until then, stay hydrated everyone!
I don’t like summer, and it’s getting really warm around here. Here’s my explanation in verse.
The mountains will crumble. The earth will become dust once again. The seas will dry up before Knight takes off her armor, even if it means frying in the summer’s heat. By the way, it’s really hot. Really hot. And it’s not even truly summer yet. It’s gonna be bad.
…I apologize deeply for the quality of this joke.
Based on a true story. Many wasps and bees were harmed in the making of this picture.
…And we’re back. Let’s start off the continuation of the somewhat funnier comics with a thought-for-the-summer: it’s TOO HOT.
It’s the summer! And it’s hot. There are some who can take the heat, and there are those who prefer the shade. I’m with Knight all the way.
In the summer, sleeping on the grass is a must. Unless a wasp lands on your face. Or ants crawl up your clothes. Or…I could shut up and enjoy the moment.