King of Spring

Have you made your offering to the Great Plum this year?

“In written pain and summer’s due

From tilled soil and dawning’s vibrant hue

So the god of Plums speaks to you.”

Pep Talk

Too much information, Pirate.

It’s official. I’m going insane. I’ve started talking to plants in my sleep-deprived delirium — soon I’ll be wearing underwear on my head and running around screaming at squirrels.

In context, I was just insulting a particularly painful stick I stepped on while running, but it bears insight into my mental health. Spring is coming.

Signs of Spring

Ah, spring. That lovely time of year with warm sunshine, gentle breezes, blooming flowers…and bees. Let’s not talk about the bees.

If this is the price of nice weather, it’s too high.