There’s them that can handle creepy-crawlies, and then there’s them that can’t.
Earlier today someone linked me to a video showing off the new non-violent spider catcher. I linked them to a video of my spider-crushing shoe.
Just kidding. I’d never use my shoes when a piece of toilet paper works. But maybe some people don’t want to kill bugs. That’s cool too. But they all look like freakish monsters to me.
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Picture the scene: everything is peaceful, you’re off work or off school, and you have a nice cool drink. Then the bugs attack. This is why I need stick-people bodyguards.
Spiders are jerks.
What do you define as edible? Pirate’s less picky about what she eats than you might think. She’s a survivor when all’s said and done. But bugs? (Or spiders if you wanna nitpick.) That’s going too far for me.
She’s a tough kid with a tougher stomach.
The smaller you are…the scarier everything gets. Although I have to say, spiders are pretty darn terrifying no matter what size you are.
Help them out, Pirate!
Got nothing to say. Spiders are creepy. Giant spiders are even worse.
Squash it, Pirate!