Why are Slender Man, Pirate, SCP-173, Rabbit, and Knight playing soccer? We may never know. But more importantly, Rabbit had better move or else this could get ugly!
So, I hear there’s some kind of soccer-thing going on. Well, I don’t know much about football or soccer or American-football or rugby. Apparently, neither does Pirate!
Pirate doesn’t know much about soccer or football.