And now, my final theory on the origin of mass murderers — peer pressure! If everyone else killed people, would you do it too? I sure hope not, but it’s a good theory! I feel like this could be a 90’s style PSA about bullying. Also, the Balloon Man reappears since this is technically a flashback!
Following the crowd isn’t cool, Slender Man!
And now for my second theory on why monsters are made: they’re bored. For an eldritch being, killing people might be a hobby. A dark, depressing, horrific hobby. Makes sense to them, I guess.
Who let the Slender Man watch Batman!?
And now, it’s time to speculate: what made the Slender Man into the infamous monster he is today? My first theory: he was bullied as a child. A Slender Child if you will. And that trauma led to him seeking vengeance by murdering everyone he comes across. It’s very possible. Next theory tomorrow!
The sad part is, she’s not even trying to be mean.
I bet you completely forgot the Slender Man used to be on this blog. Looking back, I’m not sure how but the tale of the famous urban internet legend and Pirate have become intertwined in some weird way. Are they friends? Maybe. Enemies? Definitely. But they have a history and neither one has died yet. Maybe he’ll be back in future pictures!
They have a complex history.
It’s my birthday today. But instead of a present for me, I’m giving one for you. Enjoy this wallpaper of Pirate and her friends – no fighting, no drama, no strife (except for Knight and the bees). Have a great day!
It’s a wonderful day! (Except for the bees.)
What would happen if you put Slender Man, Pirate, SCP-173, Knight, and Rabbit in a bar? This, I guess. Upon reflection, it’s surprisingly normal.
Don’t ask for a taste, Pirate.
Soup. Every culture in the world knows how to make soup. (I think.) You just add water and food and stir it in a pot over a fire. That’s the basics of soup. It can taste good or bad, but it’s still soup. This picture was drawn when I was really hungry, alright?
Everybody wants soup. I’m so hungry.
Halloween! It’s time to get candy and play pranks, but make sure you don’t go trick-or-treating in the wrong places! Knight and Pirate aren’t very lucky when it comes to getting treats. I guess Slender Man’s idea of candy differs from ours.
Don’t go trick-or-treating with monsters! Their candy tastes awful.
Why are Slender Man, Pirate, SCP-173, Rabbit, and Knight playing soccer? We may never know. But more importantly, Rabbit had better move or else this could get ugly!
A stranger game of soccer we may never find.
The cold goes away when you’re with friends! Coincidentally, it’s much less cold here! Enjoy the winter!
Edit: …Sorry if you got the background sans Pirate’s eyes. It’s been a long winter.
It’s a warm winter with friends!
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