Strange Sizes

Strange Sizes

One wrong move and they’ll cut you down from the knees.

Here’s my logic. If there exists a world of stick-people, surely there must exist a world their size. That makes sense, right?

I wonder what it would be like to be giant walking through a forest. I think it might be like stepping on a bunch of pointy twigs, but I’d also be really afraid of stepping on someone. Either way, at least I wouldn’t have to worry about mosquitoes.

Size Factor

Size Factor

Size does matter.

Let’s talk warfare. I’m not a general. Or a soldier. Or even that smart. But while the stick people might have laser guns, I can see that even a tank wouldn’t stop someone as relatively large as Pirate.

I mean, sure a bullet would hurt, but even a missile probably wouldn’t do much damage with such a big difference in size. It’s probably like being hit by a firecracker. Anyways, Pirate is scary to small people.

Small Knight

Small Knight

Cuteness is inversely proportional to height.

Knight is taller than Pirate, but how tall is that? I haven’t ever worked out the exact heights involved here, but I’d say Knight might be pushing 5 feet, whereas Pirate’s an inch or two shorter. Stick people are probably about a foot tall. Myself? I’m half an inch away from 6 feet. I look down on all these midgets.