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Sharks Sidelined

Posted on May 7, 2016 by pirateaba

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Sharks Sidelined

Sharks? Not scary. Giant sea monsters? Scary.

Everyone’s saying that sharks get a lot of bad press. I think that’s true, unless you’re in the ocean staring one down and leaking blood. On the other hand, I’d hate to see the kind of things that lurk even deeper in the oceans. Those things give me nightmares.

Posted in ocean, pirate, pirate blog Tagged fish, ocean, Pirate, Pirateaba, shark, stick people, stick person

Pirate Shark

Posted on April 29, 2016 by pirateaba

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Pirate Shark

She bites. Mainly apples.

It seems to me that transporting goods like apples through the water would be extremely cost-efficient for small people. That is, if it weren’t for menaces like underwater girls who make sharks look like small cats. It’s hard being small in a giant’s world.

Posted in ocean, pirate, pirate blog, Uncategorized Tagged fish, Pirate, Pirateaba, shark, shark attack, ship, stick people, stick person, water

Insipid Inspiration

Posted on March 10, 2016 by pirateaba

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Insipid Inspiration

Reality gets really weird sometimes.

Do you know where I get my ideas for the blog? Because I don’t. Sometimes I come up with something I think is good, other days I don’t. This is one of the latter days.

Posted in pirate, pirate blog, Uncategorized Tagged ideas, inspiration, Pirate, Pirateaba, shark, stick person, ufo

Shark Bait

Posted on October 3, 2015 by pirateaba

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Knight is a ruthless, efficient shark-killing machine. She’ll do what it takes to get things done, never mind the cost. Who’s the scary one here then, the shark or Knight?

*Pirate Blog in no way supports killing sharks or endangering rabbits unless you're hungry.

*Pirate Blog in no way supports killing sharks or endangering rabbits unless you’re hungry.

Posted in fishing, pirate, pirate blog Tagged fishing, knight, Pirateaba, rabbit, shark, stick person

Shark Tank

Posted on July 24, 2015 by pirateaba

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Pirate will never get any investors. Knight on the other hand might be smart enough — let’s just hope she can out-think the sharks. Not the investors, the real sharks.

Never trust Pirate's ideas.

Never trust Pirate’s ideas.

Posted in pirate, pirate blog Tagged knight, Pirate, Pirateaba, shark, shark tank, stick person, tank

Nibbling Sensation

Posted on July 20, 2015 by pirateaba

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Disclaimer: Sharks don’t actually attack people that often. You’d be better off watching out for dangerous cars. But armor helps with sharks and cars, so it’s a worthwhile investment. Just don’t sink.

Plate armor. Buy it today.

Plate armor. Buy it today.

Posted in pirate, pirate blog Tagged armor, knight, nibbling, ocean, Pirateaba, shark, stick person, worthwhile investment

Bait and Stab

Posted on March 27, 2015 by pirateaba

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What kind of bait do you use? I generally prefer the type that fights back. Well, this is essentially the extent of my angling knowledge. Anyways, my point is…don’t fish for sharks unless you have a sword? Huh.

Tonight is sushi night.

Tonight is sushi night.

Posted in fishing, pirate, pirate blog Tagged angler, fish, fishing, knight, Pirate, Pirateaba, shark, stick man

Too Much Rain

Posted on December 12, 2014 by pirateaba

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So, I hear California’s got too much rain. There’s a sentence I never thought I’d say. Well, if life gives you too much rain, go fishing and watch out for sharks. Important life advice from Pirate.

Let's hope the sharks aren't hungry too.

Let’s hope the sharks aren’t hungry too.

Posted in pirate, pirate blog, weather Tagged california, flood, knight, Pirate, Pirateaba, rain, shark

Fishing Trip

Posted on June 12, 2014 by pirateaba

Pirate likes fish! She likes fishing! Knight hates water (because she can’t swim in armor), but she’s brave enough to get in a boat. Honestly, I can’t see this turning out well.

Pirate's about to land a BIG one...

Pirate’s about to land a BIG one…

Posted in Uncategorized Tagged fishing, knight, Pirate, Pirateaba, shark

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