Halloween is over but the candy remains! I ate too much of it and regret it immensely. However, I think we all know that one person who can eat candy until other people puke and not gain weight. If you’re that person, I hate you and envy you.
Sometimes I wonder whether monsters dress up as people on Halloween. How do we know each costumed person we see at the end of the street is really human and/or alive? Oh well. I hope you’re all eating candy and having a great Halloween! (Also, drawing desktop backgrounds is really hard. Just saying.)
Knight is a ruthless, efficient shark-killing machine. She’ll do what it takes to get things done, never mind the cost. Who’s the scary one here then, the shark or Knight?
If you ever need directions, don’t ask Pirate for help. Also, don’t throw parties underground unless you want to eat dirt with your cake. You may also observe the cake is strawberry today. Just because.
I’d just like to say that Knight isn’t always a nice person. In fact, she’s only sometimes a nice person. In fact…she might not be a nice person. That said, I doubt she’s going to actually boil the stick person or Rabbit. It’s just a threat. A very over-the-top, aggressive threat.
People who are always cheerful get on my nerves. Rain also gets on my nerves, especially when I’m caught in the middle of it. And just when I’ve got my umbrella and I’m ready to brave the storm…the rain stops.
Sometimes Pirate can overreact. But anyone who steals food deserves a horrible, terrifyingly-painful death. Myself, I can’t stand it if someone eats my favorite snacks, but I wouldn’t kill anyone over it. Probably.
I remember learning how to draw a five-pointed star. Now I think they look sort of weird. Funny how things change like that.
Sometimes it’s nice to take a break and relax for a while. Still, when you think about it Pirate’s friends all seem to have a troubled history. Pirate fought Knight, the stick-people and Pirate went to war, and Pirate used to chase rabbit. Strife does bring people together.
Even small giants weigh a lot. Pirate may not like it, but in the eyes of stick-people’s she’s just as heavy as Knight. I imagine Rabbit’s about as heavy as a truck to them. Huh. Now I feel really fat.