Put it back, Pirate!
Here’s a rule I live by: if it’s my birthday, I don’t work. That means I don’t go to class (unless I have an exam), I call in to work, and I generally have fun and relax. I don’t want to deal with anything on this special day of days.
That includes jerks running off with my cake and presents. That should be a hanging offense.
Not the most tactful of gifts, Pirate.
Ever given a bad birthday gift? Ever gotten one? Today’s picture is for a special someone who I hope isn’t taking this comic too seriously. It’s just a joke.
Hap…happy birthday, mom. Please don’t kill me.
The worth of a gift is relative to the happiness it brings. You could buy her socks, or give her jewelry, but what makes Pirate really happy is an apple. Well, she’s easy to shop for at least.
To be fair, it’s a nice apple.
It’s a night to celebrate. Pirate and I wish you all a very merry Christmas! Have an amazing night. (And don’t open your presents until Christmas!)
It’s not Christmas yet, Pirate!
Will it be in your stockings this year?
That’s not very nice, Pirate!
