It’s not how much you have, it’s what you do with it. If I had fifteen spare dollars, I’d buy food. If I had a few hundred dollars, I’d save some and buy a few games. If I had a thousand dollars, I’d buy a computer. I’m not sure what I’d do with more than that, but Pirate would probably buy lots of apples and be very happy.
Some people come for the movies, others leave with the popcorn. I don’t actually like going to the theater, but I like popcorn. Lots of popcorn. With butter. And yeast. Yes, yeast. It tastes really good with popcorn, okay?
I understand the basic concept, but I still think it’s really weird. (She’s thinking of a popcorn kernel, if it isn’t obvious.)
Pirate’s never been good with machines.