From the Skies

Guess what’s nesting in the trees all around where I live? Crows. And guess what they do? Poop. I was ambivalent about them before, but I’ve decided: I really hate crows.

Wash them first, Pirate.

Birds Poo

Some people like the winged wonders of the sky. I don’t. Birds poop. Birds poop on everything. That is your message for today. Birds. They poop.

Birds. Don’t trust them.