From the Skies Posted on March 1, 2015 by pirateaba 0 Guess what’s nesting in the trees all around where I live? Crows. And guess what they do? Poop. I was ambivalent about them before, but I’ve decided: I really hate crows. Wash them first, Pirate.
Birds Poo Posted on July 27, 2014 by pirateaba Some people like the winged wonders of the sky. I don’t. Birds poop. Birds poop on everything. That is your message for today. Birds. They poop. Birds. Don’t trust them.