Learning to Fly

If you could step into the sky…

What is it like to fly?
How do you walk into the sky?
Tell me please, because I
I want to walk into the sky.

Mouse Meal

It…it was a hungry Christmas.

…I apologize for the dark joke right before Christmas. But that’s the quintessential Pirate! If you’re going to eat meat, what’s the difference between mouse and cow? Hygiene, probably.

Anyways, hope your Christmas shopping is going well! Watch out for the crowds and…let the mice live.

Sunflower Parade

Sunflowers! March along with them each day! I hate sunflower seeds, so let’s have a parade! …Something like that.

Sunflowers! Hooray!

Road Not Traveled

If you came to a crossroads, would you take the road less traveled by? Would the memory lodge in your mind, a choice you’ll never return to? Or are you like Pirate, who doesn’t worry about such things? I guess we’ll find out once we’re in that situation.

Which way will you go, Pirate?

Edgar Allan Crow

See, the joke is that crows and ravens look alike, and so you can mistake a raven for a crow, which rhymes with Poe…I’m sorry. Anyways, this one is dedicated to crows. Or ravens. Either way, they’re birds, and that means they’re edible. Also, The Raven is great poetry. I want a raven like that.

Leave the classics alone, Pirate.