I can’t grow stuff. Actually, that’s not true. I can probably grow mold and fungi.
As I child, I remember my family had a baby cactus plant. We kept it in the bathroom. It lived there for several years, until the day I saw a spider emerge from the inside of the cactus. It had been living in the dead plant’s shell for a long time.
Plant horror stories aside, Pirate’s good at growing stuff. It goes well with her eating stuff. One hand giveth while the other munches away.
I think evolution is a wonderful thing. If there was a plant tall enough to drink sunlight and eat water at the same time, no doubt it would rule the world by now. I wonder what it would taste like? Thoughts to keep me up at night.
A disclaimer: I can’t really garden. The only plants I ever grow look like the one on the far left. But Pirate’s a survivalist expert, and that comes with the ability to make seeds turn into food. But we can see why she and Rabbit don’t get along as well; it must be hard losing half your crop to the pests.