I really need to buy a Wii U just so I can play Mario Maker. It looks like tons of fun — or at least, I enjoy watching people try to beat the hardest levels. Speaking of which, do people eat Goombas in the Mushroom Kingdom? They’re fungi, but are they people?
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I’m gonna level with all of you: I hate mushrooms, and don’t like soup. You’ll never catch me eating bugs. But I do tend to mix up my food in weird combinations. Like soy sauce and dumplings and bagels and cheese fried together with eggs. It’s…really tasty, okay?
To my great disappointment, I learned that there are no such things as vampire mushrooms. You’d think that with killer venus fly traps and other weird plants there’d be room for vampire mushrooms, but nope. A bit of my innocence was lost today.
Some people eat mushrooms because they make them see things. Some people eat mushrooms because they taste good. Sometimes the mushrooms fight back. This is one of those times.
I’m siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick. I have a cold. And you know what can cure the common cold? Magic mushrooms. That’s right, I’m off on a quest for mushrooms. Or maybe Pirate is. Anyways, how can you tell whether a mushroom is edible or poisonous? This is why I’ll never survive on my own.