It…it was a hungry Christmas.
…I apologize for the dark joke right before Christmas. But that’s the quintessential Pirate! If you’re going to eat meat, what’s the difference between mouse and cow? Hygiene, probably.
Anyways, hope your Christmas shopping is going well! Watch out for the crowds and…let the mice live.
Pirate is short. Rabbit is short even for a rabbit. But when you get smaller, they get a whole lot scarier! Ever seen a bug at close range? Point proven.
The cheese doesn’t stand alone!