Closet Checker

Closet Checker

I hate finding things.

Sadly, this isn’t a commentary upon gender in our society. Rather, it’s about the scary things that go bump in the night. I really want to have someone who’ll go into the basement and see if there’s a monster down there. Otherwise I have to do it.

I just hope I never FIND anything.


Falling Fault

Falling Faults

If your friends pushed you off a cliff…would you fall too?

Pirate’s never struck me as the cowardly type, but the lazy type? Yeah. I can see her pushing Knight off a cliff to fight a horrific monster if it meant her not having to do it.

What’s the moral of this picture? Don’t trust friends around cliffs, I guess.

Guiding Light

Guiding Light

The night is full of scary things. And Pirate. And scary things.

I would hate to live in times before electricity. I mean nowadays I can go outside with a flashlight or turn on a lamp in my house, but imagine going outside with a candle or torch? Scary vibes all over. Of course, I don’t go outside at night even now, but…flashlights are awesome. I wish I had one.

Not a Ghost

Not a Ghost

I prefer ghosts. They can’t eat me.

You know the thing about ghosts? They’re dead. I mean, that’s a bad thing if you’re seeing them, but what about not-ghosts? They’re alive, and they could be anything.

If I saw something pretending to be a ghost, I’m running for the hills. On the other hand, if you see a ghost, who ya gonna call?

The media. Because that would be amazing!

Painful Ocean

This is why I don't go swimming.

This is why I don’t go swimming.

And the ending to the dark waters story arc. The lesson is: sea monsters are scary.

I mean, how would you fight creatures underwater? Swords don’t cut that well if you’re fighting in water, and you’d need missiles and a submarine to chase those things. Me? I’d rather stay on land where I can run away.