Maybe crumpets would help…?
Sometimes people just have to get in the way of your relaxation time. Take Knight for instance. All she wants is to enjoy some tea in peace. But nooooo…monsters have to try and eat her. Life is really inconsiderate sometimes.
Would you eat it?
I…don’t know where this blog is heading. First we have people eating dogs, now living monsters. To be fair, they do look highly edible. Whenever I saw the generic slime monster in video games I always wondered what they tasted like. Am I the only one?
Everyone’s got to have a snack.
I wonder why Knight’s always the target for monsters. Maybe because she looks like a snack in a can? Anyways, it’s been a long time since I had fast food. I know it’s terrible, but I’d like a cheeseburger. Hold the lettuce and tomato.
There’s no rest for the overworked.
There’s always someone who’s more responsible than everyone else. The person you go to when the house is on fire or you crashed your car. That person here is Knight, and I have to imagine she has bigger problems to deal with than most people. It’s not easy being competent.
I hate finding things.
Sadly, this isn’t a commentary upon gender in our society. Rather, it’s about the scary things that go bump in the night. I really want to have someone who’ll go into the basement and see if there’s a monster down there. Otherwise I have to do it.
I just hope I never FIND anything.
If your friends pushed you off a cliff…would you fall too?
Pirate’s never struck me as the cowardly type, but the lazy type? Yeah. I can see her pushing Knight off a cliff to fight a horrific monster if it meant her not having to do it.
What’s the moral of this picture? Don’t trust friends around cliffs, I guess.
The night is full of scary things. And Pirate. And scary things.
I would hate to live in times before electricity. I mean nowadays I can go outside with a flashlight or turn on a lamp in my house, but imagine going outside with a candle or torch? Scary vibes all over. Of course, I don’t go outside at night even now, but…flashlights are awesome. I wish I had one.
I prefer ghosts. They can’t eat me.
You know the thing about ghosts? They’re dead. I mean, that’s a bad thing if you’re seeing them, but what about not-ghosts? They’re alive, and they could be anything.
If I saw something pretending to be a ghost, I’m running for the hills. On the other hand, if you see a ghost, who ya gonna call?
The media. Because that would be amazing!
Focus, Pirate. Smash the bad guys!
Introducing a new antagonist! You can tell these demon-things are evil because they have horns. Horns = Evil. Also, Pirate needs to stop relaxing so much.
This is why I don’t go swimming.
And the ending to the dark waters story arc. The lesson is: sea monsters are scary.
I mean, how would you fight creatures underwater? Swords don’t cut that well if you’re fighting in water, and you’d need missiles and a submarine to chase those things. Me? I’d rather stay on land where I can run away.
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